76 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Colleagues

A dude I used to work with at a high tech company was moonlighting as an exotic dancer. He would describe his show in great detail from his desk phone. He had no office, this was in cubicle land.

He would also describe the s****l acts he would perform on any man or woman in the audience who was interested. He would then point out that prospective customers didn't have to worry if they couldn't afford his rates because he wasn't really in it for the money.

He was retired military, past 50, and had a face like an old leather boot.

The thing is, he was also a serial joker and everyone figured there was a 50/50 chance he was talking to a dial-tone when "booking appointments" just to mess with us. That was until one of the women in the office (who thankfully, I guess???, was already aware of the stories) was looking to hire a dancer for her sister's bachelorette party and found his profile on Craigslist. Nobody else wanted to look, but she assured us that the pics and videos in the profile matched the descriptions of his shows he had been giving over the phone.

They were caught trying to meet with a minor.

He put a 30A fuse where a 10A fuse should have gone and there was a wee bit of a fire.

I've seen two of my coworkers n*ked thanks to OF.

This is pretty tame now but not when I was an 18 year old virgin/kid at his first real summer job.

I worked an overnight shift at a bank data center on weekends — the only one in the building. My boss worked normal M-F hours so if I needed to talk to him I would stop by his office on Monday morning. On this particular morning his door was ajar so I opened it and walked in to see his secretary bending down on the floor in front of him with her legs spread wide showing him what's up ... Hmmm, actually he was showing her what was up ...

I meekishly (but politely) excused myself. "I will catch you another time and will close this door on my way out. Have a good day Sir.".

Theye found homemade [adult content] on the IT guy's computer when he was fired. I don't care if it's fifty years from now if I ever run into him again I'm going to say "So, tiger poster above the bed huh?" Just to see how pale he goes.

I am thankful to have not had to see it myself.

One films herself and her husband having s*x and posts it online. I don't know where and I've never looked for it, but I overheard her tell another female co-worker.

I’ve seen her naked… I’m a stay at home dad… my colleague is my wife….

Of my peer at work (management). Started an onlyfans and quit thinking she’d buy an RV and travel the world while selling T&A pics online. Last I heard she works for a different company in the same industry, got super religious, and married her neighbor.

Students told me a long time ago about the former French teacher. One of them found her online quickly and she was so hot that I said, "No it's not." They insisted it was. I never told them that later, looking if they were telling the truth, I found her ad looking for other swingers.

I had a co worker who beheaded her boyfriend.

They k****d a bunch of elderly people by not wearing a mask and encouraging them to take theirs off while they were postive.

edit: this is real, not an illusion to political figures. People I knew died. Thanks.

Worked the front desk at a hotel many years ago, and when I came into a shift one day somebody from a previous shift had left a book bag behind. We didn't know whose it was, so we opened it up to look inside find an ID, and found a Polaroid picture of one of my male coworkers kneeling in the middle of a circle of n*ked guys...

I once came across a coworker on Reddit when he commented in our (rather small) local subreddit with way too much identifying information about where he worked. Found out from his history that he had some rather... Out there kinks. I'm nobody to yuck anyone's yum, but one would assume you would keep that kind of activity on a separate account. 

On my last day of work I made sure to say bye to him... Using part of his reddit name.  He went ghost white, lol.

A guy I worked with showed me pictures of him having s*x with a customer I recognized. I knew he flirted with her. I didn’t know it worked.

I went to a local biker bar for the first time and saw one of my female sales reps swinging n**ed on a swing.

Working in academia. Faculty is surprisingly tame, I know about three to four people well enough that we shared some surface level intimate knowledge (“I have some rebound s*x after my breakup and it’s nice” kind of things), but nothing and no one could prepare me to see so many student nudes. They are everywhere, despite not actively looking for them and being for the most part grossed out and/or afraid of being labeled a pervy teacher, but students reaching out to me on socials with their t**s out is something no vocational training mentioned.

Someone made a joke about it being steak and bj day, March 14th. He told me it had been 3 months since his last bj. He was engaged and like 25 years old. I told him we are coworkers and not that close.

I found my friend and his wife’s spicy Reddit.

I had a colleague who followed 100s of accounts of bigger women in lingerie. I don’t know what you call that, but he clearly had a thing for plus sized women and was not at all aware that years ago you could see all of someone’s likes and activity like that more easily on instagram lol.