76 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Colleagues

I used to work with a chick who casually dropped that she was a Twitch streamer and played Destiny. I also played Destiny at the time so she told me to check out her channel. Her channel linked to her Patreon. And her Patreon linked to her spicy cosplay photos.

We were friends on Fetlife before I started working here. Haven’t conversed about it yet.

She was a daily long distance runner and apparently s**t her pants while jogging. Twice. At least one of the times she was on antibiotics and it straight up went down her leg to her sock. I'm not sure why her friend/co-worker told me about this, but it was hard to ever get out of my head. She'd be doing a presentation and I'd be listening but also thinking about how she s**t her pants while jogging a couple times.

One of my old coworkers started doing OnlyFans and used her same normal online alias as her name there too.

Honestly she was a natural. Only saw it while she had it as free to get started but it was some good content.

I bartend and had a server (my at the time work wife) told me that when she wears skirts/dresses she never wears panties.

I get along well with a remote colleague of mine,  added him on instagram, I sent him a pretty harmless meme about goth chicks, and he immediately flooded me with memes about his f****h for feet & getting dominated by women.

He's a cool dude and it almost seemed like he just wanted to get it off his chest somehow, I just tell him "You do you" and he doesn't send me a lot of these memes anymore.

Married admin girl, and shipper receiver half her age (38-19) were caught banging in the first aid room when somebody needed a bandage.

I used to work in the middle of the countryside and the company let staff store motorhomes and caravans on its land as it had a lot of space. Staff even sometimes used them over the weekend and a little sort club thing started, bbqs, music events, lots of booze. It all became a bit social. Company had to stop it after one woman was having s*x with anyone and everyone and at one point there was a queue outside her caravan of about 10 guys... waiting to have a turn with her.

I worked in Corrections. Some very high-level leadership bribed our Police to let them go from a DUI.

About 7 years ago at my job I was moved to another team. Met this guy on the team who seemed cool but after I saw him rubbing something into his long hair (conditioner or lotion) at work I got suspicious.

One day we are talking and he tells me that he served some time but didn’t want to talk about it.

Fast forward 2 years and one Saturday I got curious to see all the s*x offenders living around me and guess who’s face popped up. Was totally shocked.

Guy was like 25.

Coworker handcuffs and gags his girlfriend often. What can i say, school staff are freaks!

Don't be me

Newbie at a company

Huge crush on the boss's secretary, texting each other, things going well...

Boss knows I know about IT

Boss asks me to back up data from his old phone to the new one.

Data backup program starts scrolling through thumbnails of photos (from pre-2008 phones) slowly on my screen... boss sexing with the secretary in a good dozen different positions.

I never managed to look or talk to the girl properly again, because every time I looked I went into PTSD mode.

I work with a certified poacher , we grew up together and he got me the job but this guy has ruined peoples lives/ relationships and his current gf has no idea what a POS he is.

So bad that he exiled himself from our friend group because one of our friends drunkenly threatened to tell his girlfriend he was hooking up with another one of our buddy’s gf of 10 years during the time he started his relationship with his current gf.

My manager at work had a foursome with a couple and another extra. They all work at our company and in management roles.

Husband and wife both work in the same ED.

Wife was intoxicated at a party and taken advantage of by a female colleague in another department at the same hospital who was also at that event.

Husband discovered the tryst mid way through.

In a fit of rage he went to work next shift and put his wife on blast in front of the whole department and then went to their department head and told them to fire her. Didn’t happen (obviously) because “drunken affair outside work” isn’t a sackable offense.

Then went to the other department where the second worker is and did a similar thing with their department head (also no outcome beyond humiliation)

Not only does most of the hospital know about this drunken misadventure, but two departments also have a huge personnel issue because all three need to be shift separated now for patient safety.

When people ask what can go wrong when dating/married to a colleague: its this.

I only know this because they’ve been observed on two separate occasions browsing their furry f****h discord on their phone during an in person all hands meeting at work.

Last thing people expected to see looking to their right/left was a blue deer with massive t**s.

My favourite office coworker was talking about vacations with me and we're close enough that she admitted she went to New Orleans as a 17 year old to live with an online boyfriend, and this was in the late 90s. He'd been chatting with her since she had been 14.

I didn't say anything but I know she had been groomed.

A supervisor was a swinger. Their spouse worked with us, but on opposite shifts. That was okay by me.

However their play partner was a person who looked and acted like an [jerk]. My only thought was "Really? That's the best you could do?".

Lol back in the day of Craigslist personals, I threw up an ad one night after splitting a 12 pk with a coworker. (The ad was for me as crossdresser to meet men to play around with) and 10 minutes after I walked my coworker home, he emailed a reply to my ad with faces pics so I knew it was him. I ended up not replying but I always remember that he did want to meet me as a crossdresser.

Decades ago I worked in a bank that was taken over by the FDIC. One of the tellers had trysts in a broom closet with one of the FDIC security guys.