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50 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
FunnyFEB 14, 2017

50 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

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February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.
It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.
Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.

#41 The Dating Pool

The Dating Pool
80points

#42 If You Need Someone To Talk To

If You Need Someone To Talk To
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#43 Why Do You Ask?

Why Do You Ask?
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#44 Social Labels

Social Labels
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#45 You Know, This And That

You Know, This And That
70points

#46 Friend Zone

Friend Zone
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#47 Queue Up

Queue Up
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#48 Pizza My Heart

Pizza My Heart
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#49 First Date Emergency

First Date Emergency
64points

#50 Single, Male, And English

Single, Male, And English
63points

#51 Third Wheel

Third Wheel
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#52 Grandma Can't Wait Any Longer

Grandma Can't Wait Any Longer
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#53 Valentine's Plans

Valentine's Plans
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#54 It's A Date!

It's A Date!
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#55 Making The Best

Making The Best
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#56 Dinner For Two

Dinner For Two
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#57 Single People Joke

Single People Joke
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#58 Single People Joke

Single People Joke
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#59 Single People Joke

Single People Joke
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#60 Single People Joke

Single People Joke
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