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50 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
FunnyFEB 14, 2017

50 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

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February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.
It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.
Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.

#21 He Can Hear You!

He Can Hear You!
135points

#22 A Valentine's Date

A Valentine's Date
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132points

#23 Single For A Loooong Time

Single For A Loooong Time
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#24 Single People Jokes

Single People Jokes
121points

#25 Me vs. A Calendar

Me vs. A Calendar
119points

#26 Joke Is On You

Joke Is On You
115points

#27 The Future Is Clear

The Future Is Clear
113points

#28 Dating Tips

Dating Tips
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109points

#29 Single People Jokes

Single People Jokes
106points

#30 Valentine's Plans

Valentine's Plans
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101points

#31 Dancing With Myself

Dancing With Myself
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95points

#32 Lower Your Standards

Lower Your Standards
94points

#33 Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!
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94points

#34 Telling The World

Telling The World
92points

#35 A New Single

A New Single
90points

#36 Holding Hands

Holding Hands
90points

#37 Perfect Date

Perfect Date
89points

#38 Ideal For Valentine's

Ideal For Valentine's
88points

#39 Because Grammar

Because Grammar
86points

#40 Single By Choice

Single By Choice
80points
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