Want to hear a funny joke? What did the goldfish say when he swam into a wall? He said, "Dam!" And speaking of which, do you know what many people have in common with goldfish? A short-term memory. There is a widespread belief that goldfish only have a 3-second memory. However, scientists have busted the three-second memory myth.
Nonetheless, that doesn't change the fact that quite a few people have a poor memory, perhaps not as bad as 3 seconds. Still, it would take a while to remember what they had for breakfast yesterday. And yes, we consider that pretty bad. Not trying to brag here, but we Pandas have a good memory. We had bamboo for breakfast yesterday. Well, and the day before that.
Quips aside, we are not here to boast about having a long-term memory. However, we've prepared a special post for all experiencing symptoms of aging early in their lives. You’d better take your B and C vitamins! And we can help you with the latter one. As you may already know, laughter is good for your health. It produces vitamin C, which, according to studies, has a positive effect on the brain. And the quickest and cheapest way to boost its intake is, you guessed it, cracking jokes! Everyone loves some good funny jokes. However, if you worry that your goldfish memory will fail you, we've prepared some short jokes that are easy to recall!
Even if your memory can hold more than just the lyrics of your favorite song, short funny jokes may come in handy more often than you think. Think of it as an elevator pitch - you have little time to convince someone that you are a natural-born comedian or fun to hang out with. So equipping yourself with some funny short jokes will do no harm. Other than that, they don't take up much space in your hard drive, aka the brain.
So prepare for some of our best short jokes that are teeny-weeny enough to fit in your back pocket! For more laughs, check out our collection of short people jokes that offer quick comedic relief.
Do you know a short joke that has not made it to the list? Let us know! Also, check out these two-line jokes we've covered in our previous post.
#81
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
unknown
Report6points
#82
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
He just needed a little space.
unknown
Report6points
#83
Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive.
Because you should never drink and derive.
unknown
Report6points
#84
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
unknown
Report6points
#85
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross.
It’s two gross.
unknown
Report6points
#86
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Because the “P” is silent.
unknown
Report6points
#87
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Eileen.
unknown
Report6points
#88
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
"Bison!"
"Bison!"
unknown
Report6points
#89
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
unknown
Report6points
#90
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Because they use honeycombs.
unknown
Report6points
#91
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
unknown
Report6points
#92
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
Right where you left it.
unknown
Report6points
#93
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Stop looking! I’m changing!
Stop looking! I’m changing!
unknown
Report6points
#94
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad.
Open-toad.
unknown
Report6points
#95
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
unknown
Report6points
#96
Where does the sheep get his hair cut?
The baa baa shop!
The baa baa shop!
unknown
Report6points
#97
What do kids play when their mom is using the phone?
Bored games.
Bored games.
unknown
Report6points
#98
What’s the smartest insect?
A spelling bee!
A spelling bee!
unknown
Report6points
#99
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.
A rocket chip.
unknown
Report6points
#100
Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?
Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.
Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.
unknown
Report6points


