198 Funny Short Jokes To Keep In Your Back Pocket

Want to hear a funny joke? What did the goldfish say when he swam into a wall? He said, "Dam!" And speaking of which, do you know what many people have in common with goldfish? A short-term memory. There is a widespread belief that goldfish only have a 3-second memory. However, scientists have busted the three-second memory myth.

Nonetheless, that doesn't change the fact that quite a few people have a poor memory, perhaps not as bad as 3 seconds. Still, it would take a while to remember what they had for breakfast yesterday. And yes, we consider that pretty bad. Not trying to brag here, but we Pandas have a good memory. We had bamboo for breakfast yesterday. Well, and the day before that.

Quips aside, we are not here to boast about having a long-term memory. However, we've prepared a special post for all experiencing symptoms of aging early in their lives. You’d better take your B and C vitamins! And we can help you with the latter one. As you may already know, laughter is good for your health. It produces vitamin C, which, according to studies, has a positive effect on the brain. And the quickest and cheapest way to boost its intake is, you guessed it, cracking jokes! Everyone loves some good funny jokes. However, if you worry that your goldfish memory will fail you, we've prepared some short jokes that are easy to recall!

Even if your memory can hold more than just the lyrics of your favorite song, short funny jokes may come in handy more often than you think. Think of it as an elevator pitch - you have little time to convince someone that you are a natural-born comedian or fun to hang out with. So equipping yourself with some funny short jokes will do no harm. Other than that, they don't take up much space in your hard drive, aka the brain.

So prepare for some of our best short jokes that are teeny-weeny enough to fit in your back pocket! For more laughs, check out our collection of short people jokes that offer quick comedic relief.

Do you know a short joke that has not made it to the list? Let us know! Also, check out these two-line jokes we've covered in our previous post.