Ahhh, rocks - the blandest things on Earth. They lay around for millennia without doing much. They come in the bleakest shades of gray, and they impose their authority by being basically immobile. Also, by inflicting pain on your big toe if you're not careful enough. On the other hand, the same qualities make them unbelievably funny. Don't believe it? Well then, check out these impossible rock jokes we've compiled on this list and try to keep a stone-cold face while reading them. We double dare you.
So, jokes about rocks, am I right? The topic sounds as clumsy as the culprit itself unless it is about The Rock, and you’re still doubting that these silly jokes will make you laugh. But you know, time and again, we've proved that the lamer the topic, the funnier the jokes. And the same goes for these jokes about stones!
If before reading them, you wouldn't even dare to think about being amused the slightest bit, then once you're done, you might find yourself wet with tears of joy and abs cramping from hysterical hee-hawing. Well, for one, it did happen to us, and we cannot say we were entirely displeased with the experience. So, hopefully, these funny jokes about rocks will cast the same spell on you.
So, jokes about rocks, am I right? The topic sounds as clumsy as the culprit itself unless it is about The Rock, and you’re still doubting that these silly jokes will make you laugh. But you know, time and again, we've proved that the lamer the topic, the funnier the jokes. And the same goes for these jokes about stones!
If before reading them, you wouldn't even dare to think about being amused the slightest bit, then once you're done, you might find yourself wet with tears of joy and abs cramping from hysterical hee-hawing. Well, for one, it did happen to us, and we cannot say we were entirely displeased with the experience. So, hopefully, these funny jokes about rocks will cast the same spell on you.
Well then, are you ready for some very charming stone jokes that we've prepared? If so, scroll on down below and check them out! After you're done reading and have cleaned the fountains of joyous tears from your cheeks, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends.
#41
Why do hipsters like rocks?
They’re underground.
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#42
Did you hear about the rock dating the stone?
It was not just a plutonic relationship.
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#43

How was the rock and the stone’s relationship at first?
Solid.
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#44
What did the geologist say when he collected 69 rocks?
Gneiss.
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#45
Why was the boulder emotionless?
Because it had a heart of stone.
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#46

Why was the meteor shower that wiped out the dinosaurs necessary for Earth?
Because it was for the crater good.
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#47
What do they do with a dead geologist?
They barium.
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#48
Why was the geologist considering changing his profession?
Because he had hit rock bottom.
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#49

Why was the geologist puzzled at the comedy show?
Because some of the jokes fluorite over his head.
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#50
Why did the geologist drown?
Because he was below C-level.
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#51
Why did the rock take spoken English lessons?
To help it talk boulder.
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#52

Why was the geologist arrested?
Because he got caught for pyrite-ing.
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#53
What did the rock order at the bar?
Soda on the rocks.
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#54
Why do geologists tell old jokes?
Because they dig them out!
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#55

Why are miners carefree?
Because they mine their own business!
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#56
What do you call a rock that complains?
A whine-stone!
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#57
Why was the beach sad?
Because it had been shingle all its life.
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#58

What did the geologist tell his apprentice?
"Either don't do it or diorite!"
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#59
Why was the geologist's dietician worried about him?
Because he looked stony!
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#60
What do you call an unpleasant pebble?
A rude-ite.
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