Ahhh, rocks - the blandest things on Earth. They lay around for millennia without doing much. They come in the bleakest shades of gray, and they impose their authority by being basically immobile. Also, by inflicting pain on your big toe if you're not careful enough. On the other hand, the same qualities make them unbelievably funny. Don't believe it? Well then, check out these impossible rock jokes we've compiled on this list and try to keep a stone-cold face while reading them. We double dare you.
So, jokes about rocks, am I right? The topic sounds as clumsy as the culprit itself unless it is about The Rock, and you’re still doubting that these silly jokes will make you laugh. But you know, time and again, we've proved that the lamer the topic, the funnier the jokes. And the same goes for these jokes about stones!
If before reading them, you wouldn't even dare to think about being amused the slightest bit, then once you're done, you might find yourself wet with tears of joy and abs cramping from hysterical hee-hawing. Well, for one, it did happen to us, and we cannot say we were entirely displeased with the experience. So, hopefully, these funny jokes about rocks will cast the same spell on you.
So, jokes about rocks, am I right? The topic sounds as clumsy as the culprit itself unless it is about The Rock, and you’re still doubting that these silly jokes will make you laugh. But you know, time and again, we've proved that the lamer the topic, the funnier the jokes. And the same goes for these jokes about stones!
If before reading them, you wouldn't even dare to think about being amused the slightest bit, then once you're done, you might find yourself wet with tears of joy and abs cramping from hysterical hee-hawing. Well, for one, it did happen to us, and we cannot say we were entirely displeased with the experience. So, hopefully, these funny jokes about rocks will cast the same spell on you.
Well then, are you ready for some very charming stone jokes that we've prepared? If so, scroll on down below and check them out! After you're done reading and have cleaned the fountains of joyous tears from your cheeks, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends.
#21
Why was the rock unprogressive?
Because it was stuck in the Stonehenge!
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#22

When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
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#23
What did the young rock say about failing his tests?
I don't want to talc about it.
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#24
Why did the rock choke at his stand up show?
Because there was too much pressure.
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#25

Why were the rock couple getting a divorce?
Because their relationship had eroded!
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#26
Why was the geologist boring at the party?
Because he liked to be stone-cold sober!
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#27
How does a geologist show their displeasure?
They give the coal shoulder.
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#28

Why did the rock have seizures on seeing the light show?
Because it was epilithic.
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#29
May the quartz be with you!
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#30
I’m going to look for gems this weekend, and I may need your assi-stones.
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#31

What's a geologist’s favorite restaurant?
Hard Rock Cafe.
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#32
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I lava you so much.
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#33
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
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#34

Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
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#35
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
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#36
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
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#37

What did the diamond say to its friend copper?
Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
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#38
Why isn’t it safe for a rock to marry a piece of paper?
Because paper beats rock.
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#39
Who is a geologist’s favorite actor?
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.
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#40

What is a geologist’s favorite type of music?
Hard rock.
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