It’s time to get schwifty in here, Rick & Morty fans. The hit Adult Swim show keeps releasing one great season after another, and every time is worth the wait. The episode “Mort Dinner Rick Andre” was only the beginning of 10 new episodes from season 5 that left us begging for more. When the show first aired in 2013, the pilot episode received an overwhelmingly positive response, praised by critics and viewers alike.
It’s hard to believe that Rick & Morty has been on the air for almost 9 years now, but then again, it’s also hard to believe that a show that revolves around a cynical, misanthropic, and alcoholic genius with no regard for life or consequences could ever become so beloved. But it has. And though the show is known for its creativity and biting humor, fans and critics can agree that the show’s main characters, Rick and Morty themselves, are what ties all of these elements together in one of the most entertaining shows around today.
If you’re here, there are two possibilities: you found this article while scrolling around the internet, or you purposely searched for Rick & Morty quotes on your favorite search engine. But who cares how you landed here? You deserve to get to know more catchphrases from this incredible TV show. While we’re waiting for season 6, let’s take a look back at some of the best Rick and Morty quotes that made this animated series so iconic!
#101
“Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. And then, because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?” - Rick
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#102
“Uhm, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or...?” “No, no. If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk.” - Morty and Unity
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#103
“Let’s get this dumb universe rollin’!” - Rick
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#104

“Think for yourselves. Don’t be sheep.” - Rick
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#105
“Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based lifeforms. You put the value of all life above your own.” - Rick
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#106
“Be good, Morty. Be better than me.” - Rick
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#107
“I think it's in our best interest to work as a team.” “Yeah, most people would call that 'family'.” - Summer and Morty
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#108

“Those called "fools" are the only ones brave enough to see the truth.” - Rick
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#109
“I was just reading you.” “Congratulations on making it into print media. Real bright future there.” - Alien and Rick
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#110
“If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwifty.” — Rick
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#111
“Have fun with empowerment. It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.” — Rick
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#112

“Hi Mr. Jellybean, I’m Morty. I’m on an adventure with my grandpa.” — Morty
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#113
“Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?” — Rick
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#114
“You don’t get to tell anyone what’s sad. You’re like a one-man Mount Sadmore. So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.” — Rick
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#115
"Get out of here, Summer! You ruined the season 4 premiere!" - Rick
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#116

“Oh, boy, so you actually learned something today? What is this, Full House?” - Rick
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#117
“Yeah, I’d like to order one large phone with extra phones, please.” “Cell phone. No-no-no-no, rotary! And pay phone on half.” - Interdimensional Pizza Toppings
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#118
“Stay scientific, Jerry.” - Rick
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#119
“You know, we did something great today. There’s nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.” - Rick
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#120

“We all remember you as a friend.” “Oh, really? Well, I remember you as a whiny little piece of s**t, Morty." - Morty and Rick
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