It’s time to get schwifty in here, Rick & Morty fans. The hit Adult Swim show keeps releasing one great season after another, and every time is worth the wait. The episode “Mort Dinner Rick Andre” was only the beginning of 10 new episodes from season 5 that left us begging for more. When the show first aired in 2013, the pilot episode received an overwhelmingly positive response, praised by critics and viewers alike.
It’s hard to believe that Rick & Morty has been on the air for almost 9 years now, but then again, it’s also hard to believe that a show that revolves around a cynical, misanthropic, and alcoholic genius with no regard for life or consequences could ever become so beloved. But it has. And though the show is known for its creativity and biting humor, fans and critics can agree that the show’s main characters, Rick and Morty themselves, are what ties all of these elements together in one of the most entertaining shows around today.
If you’re here, there are two possibilities: you found this article while scrolling around the internet, or you purposely searched for Rick & Morty quotes on your favorite search engine. But who cares how you landed here? You deserve to get to know more catchphrases from this incredible TV show. While we’re waiting for season 6, let’s take a look back at some of the best Rick and Morty quotes that made this animated series so iconic!
#81
“What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It’s not like we’re mormon or dying.” - Summer
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#82
“Babylegs, you’re a good detective. But not good enough, because of your baby legs.” - Chief
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#83
“This place is a real Who’s Who of who’s you and me.” - Rick
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#84
“Morty, you know outer space is up right? ” — Rick
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#85
“Whose kidneys are these?” — Morty
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#86
“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.” — Rick
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#87
“You know, you're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man.” - Morty
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#88
“Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicate with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a s**t about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction.” - Morty
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#89
“Say goodbye to your precious dry land! For soon it will be wet!” “Yeah, global warming is already doing that. But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet.” - Mr. Nimbus and Rick
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#90
“Richard, you have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe - Mr. Nimbus!” - Mr. Nimbus
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#91
"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard." - Rick
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#92
“It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt.” - Gromflomite
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#93
“I’m Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar.” - Jerry
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#94
“I programmed you to believe that.” – Rick
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#95
“Mr. President, if I’ve learned one thing today it’s that sometimes you have to not give a f**k!” — Morty
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#96
“Must… continue… moving… in… ways… that… lead… to… dying… with… you.” — Morty
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#97
“That’s planning for failure Morty. Even dumber than regular planning.” — Rick
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#98
“Hey listen, you know, if we’re all bored over here, wouldn’t the common denominator be you?” — Morty
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#99
“Don't break your back creating a lesson, Morty. It's a free-form anthology. I'm getting annoyed you're not hearing that.” - Rick
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#100
“You and Unity are like... like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each other.” - Summer
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