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111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)
FunnyAPR 1, 2026

111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)

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We can’t all be witty when put on the spot. No matter how clever you sound in your own head, when faced with confrontation, it can feel impossible to get the words out without stuttering and stumbling. But one of the great things about social media is that it allows us time to formulate our replies before posting them. And as you’ll see from this list, some people just have a skill for crafting comebacks akin to Shakespeare.
We took a trip to the Rare Insults subreddit and gathered some of their funniest posts below. Now, we certainly don’t condone offending people for no reason. But if someone throws the first stone, they’re fair game. Enjoy reading through these brutal burns, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly brilliant!

#81 “It’s Not A Phase Mom”

“It’s Not A Phase Mom”
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31points

#82 Idk, Is This An Insult?

Idk, Is This An Insult?
30points

#83 Hes A Chiken Mcnögget

Hes A Chiken Mcnögget
30points

#84 I Died Laughing At This Specifically Accurate Comment

I Died Laughing At This Specifically Accurate Comment
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30points

#85 This Made Me Laugh Out Loud

This Made Me Laugh Out Loud
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#86 One That Would Get Turned Off After A While

One That Would Get Turned Off After A While
26points

#87 This Took Me Out

This Took Me Out
26points

#88 Big Oof Moment

Big Oof Moment
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26points

#89 She Asked For It Tho

She Asked For It Tho
26points

#90 Dreams New Video Lookin Great

Dreams New Video Lookin Great
24points

#91 2021s Best ‘Yo Momma’ Insult

2021s Best ‘Yo Momma’ Insult
24points

#92 Worst Loaf Of Bread Ever Baked

Worst Loaf Of Bread Ever Baked
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24points

#93 Savage Dad Strikes Again

Savage Dad Strikes Again
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23points

#94 That’s Quite An Accurate Description

That’s Quite An Accurate Description
23points

#95 Ah, Paris. The City Of Love

Ah, Paris. The City Of Love
23points

#96 Monolinguals Are Miserable Now I Guess

Monolinguals Are Miserable Now I Guess
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22points

#97 Kids Can Be So Brutal

Kids Can Be So Brutal
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19points

#98 Spat Out My Drink

Spat Out My Drink
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17points

#99 360 Chat Was Wild

360 Chat Was Wild
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13points

#100 Papa's On Ot Again

Papa's On Ot Again
13points
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