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111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)
FunnyAPR 1, 2026

111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)

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We can’t all be witty when put on the spot. No matter how clever you sound in your own head, when faced with confrontation, it can feel impossible to get the words out without stuttering and stumbling. But one of the great things about social media is that it allows us time to formulate our replies before posting them. And as you’ll see from this list, some people just have a skill for crafting comebacks akin to Shakespeare.
We took a trip to the Rare Insults subreddit and gathered some of their funniest posts below. Now, we certainly don’t condone offending people for no reason. But if someone throws the first stone, they’re fair game. Enjoy reading through these brutal burns, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly brilliant!

#61 On An Influencer Who Has Trained His Jaw

On An Influencer Who Has Trained His Jaw
56points

#62 It Comes With A Side Of Sweet Baby Ray’s

It Comes With A Side Of Sweet Baby Ray’s
56points

#63 A “H.p. Birdbath” If You Will

A “H.p. Birdbath” If You Will
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52points

#64 More Room For Breast Milk In The Fridge That Way

More Room For Breast Milk In The Fridge That Way
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52points

#65 Stand Up Straight, Friend

Stand Up Straight, Friend
50points

#66 Mark Wahlberg Got Roasted

Mark Wahlberg Got Roasted
48points

#67 Mediocre Roast From My Friend

Mediocre Roast From My Friend
47points

#68 She Did Him Bad

She Did Him Bad
47points

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111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)
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47points

#70 Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

Not A Fan Of British Cuisine
42points

#71 Do Burns On Houses Count

Do Burns On Houses Count
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40points

#72 Finally, A Worthy Excuse For Poor Aim

Finally, A Worthy Excuse For Poor Aim
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40points

#73 Ltt Tweets Are A Gold Mine

Ltt Tweets Are A Gold Mine
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38points

#74 Two Insults For The Price Of One

Two Insults For The Price Of One
38points

#75 Couldn't Pass Up On Opportunity; Had To Put It Here

Couldn't Pass Up On Opportunity; Had To Put It Here
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37points

#76 I Mean Who Makes These Types Of "Memes"

I Mean Who Makes These Types Of "Memes"
35points

#77 A Lot To Unpack Here

A Lot To Unpack Here
34points

#78 Op Renews His License

Op Renews His License
34points

#79 This Was Blunt Indeed

This Was Blunt Indeed
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32points

#80 "Ea, Please Do Better"

"Ea, Please Do Better"
31points
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