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50 Online Market Listings That People Just Had To Screenshot For Their Absurdity
CuriositiesOCT 8, 2025

50 Online Market Listings That People Just Had To Screenshot For Their Absurdity

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Respect the hustle, they say. But how can you, when it’s someone selling half-eaten snacks, haunted dolls, or an old shoe described as an antique? At the very least, I’m going to laugh at it.
To prove that people will try to make a dollar off literally anything, we’ve gathered some of the funniest, most ridiculous, and downright confusing online listings ever posted.
Today, you can describe the internet in many ways, and a flea market is definitely one of them — full of scammers and opportunists.

#21 Only On Facebook Marketplace

Worn and dirty PS3 controller covered in food grime, listed for sale in unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
23points

Koltai says that a good habit is to always look beyond the listing and consider who is profiting from the purchase.

Is this a name-brand item, or does it appear to be some mysterious seller that has popped overnight out of nowhere? Does this seller have a website, or do they only exist on Facebook or Amazon? If they sell other items, what do the customer reviews say? Is the seller using an AI-generated image as their profile picture?

While it's funny to see someone trying to get a few thousand dollars for the planet Juniper, there are many more subtle attempts to lure away our money, too.

#22 I Was Looking On FB Marketplace For A First Toyota. Then, I Came Across This…

Red car partially submerged in water, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
22points

#23 Used Toilet Brush For Sale

Toilet brush with colorful floating flowers in the handle and base, listed as an unusual thing to sell online.
22points

#24 Just Shy Of 4 Chairs

Man sitting on one of three chairs for sale with a listing showing unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
22points

#25 Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

Dog lying beside a large lobster for sale, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
22points

#26 I Am In

eBay listing showing planet Jupiter for sale at $5,999 as an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online
22points

#27 Dwanket

Unhinged item for sale online showing a Dwayne Johnson blanket listed for 100 dollars on a marketplace platform.
22points

#28 Sunroof

Broken car sunroof with shattered glass lying on pavement, an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
22points

#29 Actual Wtf

Black coffin trailer for sale outdoors near truck and barn, showcasing unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
22points

#30 Portal Potty

Two portable toilets strapped on a trailer parked in a residential area, showcasing unhinged things sold online.
21points

#31 Got That

Car trunk filled with large plastic bags of liquid, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
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21points

#32 Why The Hell Did They Photograph Their $75,600 Diamond On A Sandwich???

Close-up of a golden-brown baked item with a large diamond gem on top listed on an online marketplace for unhinged things to sell.
20points

#33 Weirdest Looking Gaming PC I've Ever Seen

Man selling a gaming PC online with detailed specs and a message option in an unusual online selling listing.
20points

#34 Any Of Y'all Need A Bing Bag?

Large gray Bing bag for sale indoors on wooden floor, part of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
19points

#35 I Hate Facebook Marketplace

Handdrawing of celebrities for sale showing unhinged things people thought they could sell online on Facebook marketplace
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#36 This Terrifying.. “Soup Boy” On My Facebook Marketplace

Unhinged online sale listing showing a creepy handmade Campbell soup figure with detailed face and painted features.
19points

#37 "Potential"

Wooden headboard with carved design listed for sale online as an unhinged thing people thought they could sell.
19points

#38 Browsing Facebook Marketplace Never Disappoints

Unhinged custom toy resembling Elmo with exposed mechanical parts and glowing eyes, an unusual item people tried selling online.
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#39 Mona Lisa Only $1,000,000

Framed Mona Lisa replica painting offered for sale online as part of unhinged things people tried to sell online.
18points

#40 It's 100% Authentic

Man in white sweatshirt demonstrates a fake Harry Potter invisible cloak for sale in an unhinged online listing.
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