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50 Online Market Listings That People Just Had To Screenshot For Their Absurdity
CuriositiesOCT 8, 2025

50 Online Market Listings That People Just Had To Screenshot For Their Absurdity

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Respect the hustle, they say. But how can you, when it’s someone selling half-eaten snacks, haunted dolls, or an old shoe described as an antique? At the very least, I’m going to laugh at it.
To prove that people will try to make a dollar off literally anything, we’ve gathered some of the funniest, most ridiculous, and downright confusing online listings ever posted.
Today, you can describe the internet in many ways, and a flea market is definitely one of them — full of scammers and opportunists.

#1 I Guess He Was Really Excited About The Fig Trees! Found On FB Marketplace

Unusual online selling listing for fig trees with photos of a dog jumping near the plants in an outdoor setting.
60points

#2 A Bargain If You Ask Me

Door ram for sale online, left by SWAT team, listed to replace a door for forty dollars in Hammonton NJ.
41points

Some social media platforms seem to be struggling with the younger crowd. For example, only 32% of U.S. teens use Facebook today, down from 71% in 2014, according to the Pew Research Center. And many who are still there choose to stay only because of its resale platform, Marketplace.

Launched in 2016, Facebook Marketplace has grown into one of Meta's biggest success stories and now competes with the likes of eBay and Craigslist.

"Marketplace is the flea market of the internet," said Charles Lindsay, an associate professor of marketing at the University of Buffalo. "There's a massive amount of consumer-to-consumer business."

#3 Anyone Looking For A Chicken Suit? No Questions Asked!

Yellow chicken suit laid out on carpet, listed for sale online among unhinged things people thought they could sell.
40points

#4 XL Coughing For Sale

Wooden coffin listed for sale online in a local group, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell.
37points

#5 Michael Wave

Used microwave sitting on a kitchen counter listed among unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
37points

This is largely because "young people, including students ... , are increasingly drawn to used goods," said Yoo-Kyoung Seock, a professor of textiles, merchandising and interiors at the University of Georgia, who studies consumer behavior among Gen Z and millennials and environmental sustainability in the textile industry.

Meta doesn't talk much about Marketplace as a business — for instance, how its demographics may differ from Facebook overall and whether it has a vision to grow the platform in its annual reports — but unlike, say, Craigslist users, Marketplace has messaging built in on Facebook, making communication really easy.

#6 Toss Da Baby

Old wooden Victorian baby cradle listed for sale as an example of unhinged things sold online.
35points

#7 Air For Sale

Hand holding a clear plastic bag with air from a concert, an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
33points

#8 An Obvious Joke, But I Thought This Community Would Appreciate The Humor

Damaged 1998 Honda Civic car listed for sale, showing severe rear end destruction on a suburban street.
31points

#9 This Lamp For Sale. Found On My Local FB Marketplace Page

Handmade widow lamp shaped like a Victorian dress with a fringed lampshade, one of the unhinged things sold online.
31points

However, there's still plenty of fraud online. 73% of U.S. adults have experienced some kind of online scam or attack, and 36% say they purchased an item online that never arrived or was counterfeit and it was not refunded.

Interestingly, younger Americans are slightly more likely than their older counterparts to say they have lost money because of an online scam or attack. About a quarter of 18- to 29-year-olds say they’ve lost money in this way, compared to 15% of those 65 and older.

This makes you wonder: how many of these ridiculous listings are actually legit? (Minus the ones that are clearly created as a joke, of course.)

#10 I Believe This Is An Oregon

Old electronic organ with a worn bench listed for sale as an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.
30points

#11 Ponch

Man wearing a homemade crocheted ponch for sale online, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell.
29points

#12 Probably

Van Gogh style painting listed for sale online humorously among unhinged things people thought they could sell.
28points

#13 Catholic Converter

Used car catalytic converter humorously listed in a quirky online sale of unhinged things sold online.
27points

What's worse, fake AI listings are also flooding the internet. According to Dr. Kolina Koltai, who is a senior researcher and trainer at Bellingcat and studies how sociotechnical systems influence our decision-making, major advancements in artificial intelligence in recent years have made it harder to differentiate between what’s real or fake, not just when it comes to photos and videos of people, but also in product listings.

#14 A Connoisseur

Person wearing a custom Nickelback shirt made with real nickels spelling out the band name on the back.
27points

#15 $5000 Lettuce Shard

Lettuce piece shaped like Nike sign listed for sale online, one of unhinged things people thought they could sell.
26points

#16 First Time I've Ever Seen Something Like That

Boxes filled with pallets of Gatorade powder listed in an unusual online sale from unhinged things people tried to sell.
26points

#17 Haul Away A Collosal Mountain Of Trash For Him. It'll Only Cost You $1000

Worn inflatable waterslide for sale in a yard, showing dirt and damage in an unhinged online selling listing.
25points

"Many AI-generated images have some sort of 'sheen' or look to them that can set off alarm bells," Koltai explains.

"Take this image of one of the 'crystal coffee mugs.' At first glance, it looks like a beautiful mug. But if you look closer, you might notice defects in the image."

She says many of us often search for the cheapest items online, looking to get the most bang for our buck, but it is also important to be alert to deals that seem too good to be real.

#18 Perfectly Balanced

Hand wearing glove with small sanitizer bottles attached to each finger, illustrating unhinged things to sell online.
25points

#19 Hmm

Person covered in muck sitting inside a septic tank, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.
24points

#20 Antique Legs

Plaid shirt stuffed to resemble legs wearing jeans and boots, an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.
24points
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