From the moment you come into this world, there is this thing that happens around you that can sometimes be delightful but at times drives you crazy or leaves you completely baffled. You know, life. And if you find yourself in the middle of an experience that leaves you with more questions than answers, it’s absolutely okay to ask for advice.
Did you know that giving good advice is actually as much of an art (or science) as any other job? It’s not only about knowing things but also being able to find the right words of advice. But on the other hand, even after you have received the best piece of advice possible, it doesn’t automatically imply you are obliged to follow it.
It doesn’t matter how experienced the person giving advice is or how well they know you; if whatever they say you should do doesn’t sit right with you, you probably should follow your gut. And don’t even get me started on people who think they are authorized to share their life wisdom with you “just because,” even though the words “I need advice” have never left your lips.
Advice doesn’t always have to be serious or life-changing. Sometimes funny life advice about random situations is the best thing you need. There are a lot of unexpected things in life, and advice that not only makes you chuckle, but all of a sudden comes in handy is surely useful.
For this article, we have collected a bunch of funny quotes about life and pieces of advice for all sorts of situations. Which one do you find the most useful? If you have any funny words of wisdom to add to this collection, share them with us in the comments.
#21 Smart Cereal Stealing Prevention
Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours.
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#22 Goals? Nah, I’m napping instead
Don't give up your dreams, keep on sleeping.
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#23 Glow up, but make it cozy
Be a Caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful.
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#24 Holding hands, but make it budget-friendly
Don't let go of your wife's hand at the mall, because she will start shopping. It might look romantic, but it's actually economic.
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#25 Instant excuse level: expert
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise the head and say in Jesus name, Amen.
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#26 Priorities, people!
In case of fire, exit the building before tweeting about it.
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#27 Instant Life Lesson: Avoid Double Breaks
If you break your bone in two places, don’t go to those places again.
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#28 Eggs, but Make It Dessert
Eggs are good for your health. But sometimes we get fed up with them. Add some butter, chocolate, sugar, flour, and then bake. Now it’s not so boring to eat them every day.
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#29 Instant Escape Plan Activated
When you fart in public, yell "Jet power!" and walk faster.
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#30 Procrastination’s Sneaky Perk
If you wait until the last minute to do it, it only takes a minute to do.
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#31 Ruining Bops Since Morning
Never use your favorite song as an alarm. You'll start to hate it.
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#32 Stop the dramatic pauses already
Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger.
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#33 Not Your Angel-Making Zone
Don't make snow angels in a dog park.
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#34 Majestic Vibes Only
Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a majestic baboon.
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#35 When a Brick Buys You Candy
For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
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#36 When in doubt, sue it out
The best defense against somebody videotaping you is to blast a song by an artist that is serious about copyright infringement.
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#37 Sad? Nah, That’s Just Das
Don't be sad, because sad backward is das and das not good.
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#38 This is peak multitasking
Put a teabag in your whiskey, so you can day drink without being judged.
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#39 Dad Logic 101
My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."
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#40 The pasta bath hack you didn’t know you needed
Pro parenting tip: only have spaghetti on bath nights.
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