You can turn your other cheek or you can draw whiskers on theirs with a permanent marker while they're asleep. Some people choose to simply walk away after a break-up, others choose to go to war with a very creative (read: petty) cache of ammunition.
Maybe they lied, cheated, or left you at the alter. Whatever atrocity they committed, they best believe revenge is waiting around the corner - ready to pounce when they least expect it. If you're pondering ways to make your ex pay for their sins, you're in luck. Someone recently asked, "What’s the pettiest thing you ever done after a break up?" and people weren't shy to admit the times they refused to be the bigger person.
From putting an entire bag of sugar in his protein powder before a big bodybuilding competition, to canceling his passport the day before an important flight, some of these acts prove that hell hath no fury as a woman (or man) scorned. Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most ridiculous, petty, hilarious and savage responses for you to scroll through while you plot your own road to revenge.
#41

He was a bodybuilder so I put an entire bag of sugar in his protein powder a month before his competition.
11points
#42
Reported Visa card stolen - on a Friday night. While he was overseas. Weekend in Edinburgh- no money
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10points
#43
My ex was obsessed with collecting expensive items on roblox so I got his account banned. So he wasted all that money for no reason.
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8points
#44
Someone used milk and a little bit of water in a spray bottle. Sprayed EVERY soft furnishing in the house. Carpets, curtains, bedding, even the bed base/headboard etc. it dried quick. After days (after she’d moved out) the smell began from dirty gone off milk
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8points
#46

Sprinkled fibreglass shavings in his underwear and sock drawer
6points
#48
Didn’t sleep with his friend but made it seem like I did and I let it go on for months since he’d keep tabs on me. Went to his house since he’d magically kept forgetting my things and took it back with his best friend 😂 whilst his parents were home.
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1point
#49

Cancelled his passport and reported it stolen the day before his flight home
-1point
#50
After he cheated i got close to one of his elder support brother and got invited to his show. The man posted a story with me and my ex bombarded him & i with calls and texts. We both blocked him
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-2points



