“Cancelled His Passport”: 50 Hilarious, Petty And Ridiculous Things People Did After A Breakup

I used sticky tape to hide a shrimp in his car so he would never know where the smell came from

I took all the shoe laces from his left shoe then put glitter in the right shoes

Fast forwarded almost all of his Netflix shows he was currently watching. Finished movies. Started watching things like Taylor Swift, kids shows, rom coms etc. anything he hated. I spent five hours messing with his algorithms across Netflix and YouTube. I deleted his YouTube history which he commonly used as well as his playlists. Honestly, I would not have done it if I was sober. Felt mild shame but also satisfaction in the days and weeks that followed.

Found his online dating page. His password was the same for everything, so I changed his “seeking female” to “seeking male”. I’m sure he got some interesting messages. He never said a word

Took a package of 1000 red dot stickers and covered his white truck with them.

He was sleeping with his colleague. I snuck into the apartment, caught them in our bed, took a picture, and sent it to all his colleagues and everyone in his family

After we broke up and I moved out, I waited a week or so... then l cancelled the internet the day of a big UFC fight I knew he was wanting to watch 😂 The internet was in my name

Used his number for callbacks/ information for everything I could find on the internet : plastic surgery, crypto trading, hiring venues, cruise enquiries, skips, no win no fee etc. I got so much satisfaction from it and it had me howling! Bet he’s still getting the calls

Little beeping machines I got from Amazon. It randomly beeps. Hide them well. Heard he thought he was going crazy.

Woke her up at 5am on valentines day told her to check her email where I had sent divorce paperwork since we were long distance due to military

I dropped off my ex partner’s belongings at his workplace strategically placing his unwashed skid marked undies on the top so that everyone could see

He tried to sabotage a project and study I was conducting, so I exposed his “lack of leadership” in the resulting journal article

I became friends with his ex and we planned this whole thing to make him think we were more than just friends. Every time he messaged one of us about coming over, we sent him pics of us hugging like a couple.

I took a picture of my hairy legs on his bed with his ipad and left it there for his wife to find it. He never told me he was married.

Signed him up for jehovahs witnesses to come every week and to get care packages and calls and emails and everything else they could offer

I was talking to a lady the other day and she said her and her girlfriend went and bought 99 crickets and released them in his apartment and she said she was mad that she didn't think to put raw shrimp in the air vents

Not my story but I knew someone who took every single right shoe of all the shoes he owned (and he had a lot !!) and disposed of them

He would come home from work & straight away go 💩. I took every single thing he could wipe with. All the TP, napkins, paper towels, anything flushable.

After breaking up Left his house with the TV remote

My brother bought two huge billboards for his business along his exes work commute