This gift guide is for the one family member who contributes absolutely nothing to the household finances, sheds on every available surface, and still acts like they own the place. That's right, the pet. They have no concept of capitalism or the Gregorian calendar, and they would be infinitely more thrilled with the box than the gift that comes inside it.
But that is not the point. The point is that they are the true main character of the household, and the ritual of spoiling them is a sacred, non-negotiable tradition. We have found the gifts that are worthy of their magnificent, and deeply judgmental, presence.
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#21 A Cat Sweater With A Snowflake Print , So Your Cat Can Focus On All The Precious Holiday Memories You're Making, Instead Of The Draft In Your Perma-Chilly Apartment
Promising review: "I got the medium red for my cat, who is between 12-15 pounds. It fits very well and he actually seems to enjoy it, as it keeps him warm when there's a chill. The design is lovely and the sight of my cat in a sweater that he likes gives me joy in these strange and sometimes difficult times. So, very much recommended! The front of the sweater is open for two legs at once, and there is a small hole on the top for a leash." — Elkenien
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#22 A Thundershirt Is A Glorious, Wearable Hug That Will Gently, Firmly, And Silently Convince Your Dog That The Sky Is Not, In Fact, Falling During A Thunderstorm
Review: "We were so excited to see how quickly this worked! Our hound can't stand storms and she isn't trembling when using this! It fit great thanks to the hook and loop options. So, it will also fit many different size dogs. LOVE IT!" - Steve S.
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#23 The Soul-Crushing Guilt You Feel Every Time Your Dog Stares At You, Begging To Play While You're In A Meeting, Can Now Be Outsourced To This Motion Activated Interactive Dog Ball
Review: "My 8 month old pup really enjoyed this smart ball. Kept him busy for 2 hrs+. He really enjoyed this ball. He was trying to figure out how it was moving on ots own. The protective cover is a plus. 2 different mode, red which is faster and blue which a much calmer movement. My pup prefers the red. I would recommend to others. My baby slept like a baby from all the exercise he got from chasing this awesome ball." - macattack02
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#24 This Automatic Water Fountain Is A Refreshing Addition To Any Feline Friend's Hydration Routine
Review: "Having only set this up an hour ago, so far I’d say it’s a WIN! This was the perfect gift for them to make both of us happy!" - Melissa Devoid
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#25 This Plush Bed For Hamster Or Tiny Furry Pet Is A Cozy And Snug Retreat For Your Tiny But Mighty Friend
Promising review: "Our two guinea pigs love these! We have the reindeer and the piggy one, they both fit in each fine, they are roomy. They wash up well in the washer with a warm water cycle and in the dryer." — SW Pa buyer
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#26 Your Bird Can Now Live Out Its Fantasy Of Being The Michael Jordan Of The Avian World With This Basketball Toy For Birds
Review: "My cockatiel plays with this ALL day long. I’m afraid he is obsessed with it." - Mrtz
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#27 A Bag Of Dr. Elsey's Ultra Unscented Clumping Clay Cat Litter Is A Gift For Your Cat That Is Also, Secretly, A Gift For Your Nose
Review: "I have yet to see the long term use of this cat litter but, it's first impressions have been great!" - Me
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