In the same way that a builder will have a toolbox of things they need for different jobs, a person should have a few ways to tell someone that their skull no doubt makes a hollow noise when tapped. After all, you never know when you’ll need a verbal tool to tell someone that they are, well, a tool.
So we’ve gathered some of the best insults that people have kept locked and loaded for a rainy day. Get comfortable as you read through, take note of the best ones, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts, ideas and experiences in the comments section down below.
#41
Intelligence has been chasing you your whole life but you have been faster.
40points
#42
Who ties your shoes for you?
40points
#43
My dad used to say to me, “when god gave out heads, you thought he said beds, and asked for a nice squishy one”.
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39points
#44
“Good effort.” I still say this to my students, completely dead pan, when they’re being plonkers.
38points
#45
My daughter was maybe 2... this little boy at a party would not stop harassing her... She put her hand on him gently and in a calm little voice said, "It's okay that you're sad sometimes. Your Mommy doesn't love you." He was DISMANTLED! To this day still the most savage thing I've ever seen.
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38points
#46
My new favourite is “There We Are Then” they’re never sure if they’ve been insulted or not.
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37points
#47
I’m guessing that your family tree does not branch.
36points
#48
Have the day you deserve.
But when someone is trying to put blame on me when it isn't my problem my favourite is "sounds like a you problem, not a me problem" 😂
But when someone is trying to put blame on me when it isn't my problem my favourite is "sounds like a you problem, not a me problem" 😂
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36points
#49
When someone tries to over explain something to me I say, “good job! That’s right!”
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36points
#50
I don't care what what anybody else says about you, I think your grand (thanks nanny 🤣🤣🤣)
22points
