73 Moments People Realized Their Significant Other Was An Idiot

He said he was vegan when we met (I was vegan at the time) on our second “date”, he ordered a steak!

When I happened to call him and he was rushing me off the phone to get to western union so he could pay his "debts" to the IRS and avoid being arrested. It was a very common scam that usually targets the elderly.

My ex: I told him we should open a joint account and both our money into it(set amount a week) and have bills on auto pay went into detail and told him the account would only be able to accept deposits and not withdrawals. He told me “i don’t wanna do that because I feel that you’re going to be taking money out, and I don’t need my bills on auto pay I’ll just pay them wherever I can”. Like ohhh ok idiot.

He didn’t believe in fractions and time zones, I will not explain further because I’m still beyond disbelief and lost a few brain cells since then trying to explain it to him.

We were playing 20 questions, guessing animals. It was her turn.
I asked if her animal was a mammal.
She said it was.
Her animal was a worm.

He joined an MLM and was convinced he would win a BMW.

When he would talk over me as I was making a strong point and connecting too many dots about something and he would literally say “blah blah blah” (like a child) and tell me it was word salad.

When he was driving a rental car under my name, on holiday, and I asked him to avoid potholes. He tried to argue with me that you were supposed to drive into them.

I procreated with that man so not sure if that makes me a bigger one. Though I’m grateful children get their intelligence from their mothers.

Every attempt to communicate was met with an argument. He didn’t have the capacity to process my concerns and considered me the problem. I asked for the basic communication and understanding. He didn’t have a clue.

I think I might win. When I told him I was studying Foundation Phase Teaching... he looked surprised and told me that; "I didn't know you were so into makeup."

When I mentioned I wanted to go to barber school and he said “no man is paying for you to cut their hair.”

He started copying every ‘big’ word I said.

He spilt juice in the bed.
Me: *irritatedly goes to get a towel*
Him: Did you get rice?
Me: Ice?
Him: No, Rice.
Me: Rice? For what?
Him: To put on the bed.
Me: 😑🫩 like you do a phone?

My ex asked me if bears are cats.

When he told me venting to him was not a safe space.

She got mad she didn’t know how to do something and got mad at me for reading the instructions.

An ex, when he said “I need to decompose” instead of saying “decompress” like ninja what?

When he mocked me for receiving help from my parents while in Practitioner school.

He asked me what the Michael Jackson movie was about.

He sent me a screenshot of a girl texting him about me being out with another dude. And tried to draw through the messages but i still could read her saying he always let me get my way and she has been waiting on him to leave me basically.