73 Moments People Realized Their Significant Other Was An Idiot

I used to be a dog groomer and my ex flew off the handle because I got a movie theater gift card as a Christmas gift from a client, addressed from the dog. He grabbed my wrist and spat out "WHO THE [HELL] IS LUKE????" Luke. The DOG.

When he didn’t know the difference between 12:05 am and 12:05 pm flight and had to buy another ticket… told me not to judge him.

He got food poisoning from Chili's and then ate the leftovers.

He thought the ocean that borders California was the “Specific Ocean”.

(Ex) I told him a grade schooler had been taken by ICE in our area from school and he started to ask if she was “legal”. I didn’t let him finish.

He shared his location with me and then lied about where he was…

When we were visiting my family in Costa Rica and he kept referring to them as "Mexicans."

When I found out he impulse-bought a new 60k jeep while already in debt.

When he recorded his encounter with a woman on MY phone. Had another woman ringing my doorbell at 2am every other night. Had a different woman calling his phone under a name he thought wasn’t suspicious.. I wish I was joking. All while I am very pregnant. Let him run around thinking I was unaware/believing his lies while I planned my successful escape.

Said he didn’t think depression was real. That actually grinded my gears, after seeing how upset I was he said he meant that he doesn’t think he’d ever be depressed.

I had to tell him how to spell my name the other day. 1 kid and 3 years later.

He tried to mansplain where my friend lives. After I just came home visiting her. And he had never visited her.

Speaking for my wife; probably when I was working on an old truck and ran over my own hand.

When he almost burned his apartment down making popcorn because he put 10 minutes instead of 1 min & the bag burned to a crisp and smoke detector went off as soon as I opened the door for it to stop before time finished. Then he crashed out saying I didn’t explain to him how to do It & how it was my fault…

He called Charlie Kirk misunderstood. I asked if he even knew what the man had said and done. He said no.

When he had me repeat TWICE where the spare key was kept, then crawled through the window of our house when he locked himself out.

We had flown from WI to Vegas together. He was so pissed that his digital boarding pass for the flight home was wrong. He doubled-down that the time we would arrive back in WI was "impossible." I had to explain time zones to a 45 year old software engineer. The SAME timezones we flew through just 5 days prior. He still didn't believe me and insisted his boarding pass was wrong.

He said the word “work” could only be a verb and criticized me whenever I said I’m heading to work.
Meanwhile, Merriam-Webster…..
work (2 of 3) noun
2: one's place of employment

He had logged into his Gmail on my computer.
Went to reactivate his Grindr profile. I got a pop up notification on my desktop with the 2FA code.
He confessed the next day crying about it and I just said "oh I know".
This was many years ago. We're still friends but it's one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me.

Ex partner. He yelled at me because I used the high ceiling kitchen lights. He said that when they run out because he wasn’t tall enough to reach them we wouldn't be able to do anything about them.