There are two kinds of people in this world. The ones who carefully consider what other people might think before they act and whose safe space has a beige undertone. And then there are the ones who skipped most chapters of the social anxiety handbook and have been living, completely unbothered, in a frequency the rest of us can only observe from a respectful distance.
The person who wears white after Labor Day. The coworker who cooks a Sunday roast at their desk. The stranger on public transport who sings for no reason. This isn't performative. They have just somehow opted out of the low-level hum of self-consciousness that the rest of us accepted as a permanent feature of being alive, and the effect is equal parts baffling and deeply enviable.
#61 The Amount Of Doritos My 9 Year Old Left In The Bag Before Sealing It And Putting It Back On The Shelf. Straight To Jail?

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21points
#62 None Of The Stuff In The Back Was Tied Down — Not That I’m Sure What You’d Tie It To

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#63 It's Not Every Day You See An Old Lady With A Halberd On The Train 😳

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#75 I Wrote This About My Dad When I Was 6, My Parents Will Never Let Me Live It Down

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15points
#76 My Sisters 3rd Grade Essay About Internet Safety Is The Most Unhinged Thing I’ve Ever Read

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#79 My Cat Loves Sitting Behind Fans. Today I Tested Her Limits. Apparently There Are None

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