There are two kinds of people in this world. The ones who carefully consider what other people might think before they act and whose safe space has a beige undertone. And then there are the ones who skipped most chapters of the social anxiety handbook and have been living, completely unbothered, in a frequency the rest of us can only observe from a respectful distance.
The person who wears white after Labor Day. The coworker who cooks a Sunday roast at their desk. The stranger on public transport who sings for no reason. This isn't performative. They have just somehow opted out of the low-level hum of self-consciousness that the rest of us accepted as a permanent feature of being alive, and the effect is equal parts baffling and deeply enviable.
#42 I Get Bored And Try To Balance Things So I Ended Up Selling My Soul To Be Able To Do This

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#46 I Hate Philosophy Class, Here Are My Handwritten Notes For Eight Boring Hours

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#49 My Son Didn’t Approve Of The Class Valentines Cards I Picked So He “Fixed” Them

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#52 They Put A Wooden Lid Above The Plastic One To Make It Seem More Eco Friendly

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#53 Wife Left Me Alone With The Kids For The First Time And After Asking For An Update I Sent Her This

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#59 5 Pm, Rush Hour. At Least 3 Cars Are Waiting In Line To Get To A Pump. These Guys Have Been Finished Pumping Gas And Have Been Holding A Casual Conversation For 8 Minutes At This Point

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#60 Dude Blocked Three Parking Spaces Which Also Happened To Be: An Emergency Vehicle Space, A Handicap Space, And A 10 Min Space For Delivery Drivers

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