Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing You Accidentally Did As A Kid?

ugh I also ate half a tube of extremely expired blue icing. How old was I, you may ask? Almost 15

When me and my friend(We'll call her L) were about 9 or 10 we slept outside on her trampoline during the summer. L woke me up really early before her mom woke up, and said she had a fun idea. We went behind some trees in her back yard (Not hiding us at all but being the young children we were thought it hid us completely) She told me to wait and went into the garage, after a few minutes she came out with a lighter and lighter fluid. L started gathering some small twigs and leaves and lit a small fire, I start going along adding more twigs and lighter fluid(Being the stupid child I was I thought this was totally fine). Than her grandma runs out screaming " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!" We panicked when she pulled out the power hose and (excessively) sprayed the tiny fire.I started having instant regrets afterwards whilst L could have given less of a crap. Almost 4 years later I was hanging out with her and she brought me into the garage...... THERE WAS A SMALL FIRE MADE OF PAPER ON THE FREAKING FLOOR!!

Five years old, my sister and I were riding our bikes. I bragged that I could ride with my eyes closed, so I did for a few seconds. My sister (about two years older than me) tried it and promptly fell off her bike. Later, I think I tried to demonstrate the same thing to an older cousin. I think I took a spill and the next thing I remember was being carried back to the house by said cousin. I must have been knocked out.

When I was a little kid, I don’t know how old I was but I liked to jump up and then land on my butt in my bath tub. One time I did that and landed on the fin of a hard plastic shark fin, I had to go to th hospital, but still did the same thing after that. Never learned a lesson.

When I was probably 4 I took a hundred dollar bill of the countertop that was going to be used to help pay rent. My parents searched everywhere for it. My mom asked me at the store if I had seen it and I said "All I have is this dollar for chocolate." LOL. oops.

When I was a 5 year old I was in a small day care center. The owner tried to get more children there but I and some other children there possibly ruined her plans. Once a woman with 3 children wanted to bring all her children to that day care center and she had her oldest son (4 years) with her. The owner started discussing with the woman. Her son and we (the other children) started to play tag around the house. Less than 5 minutes later the boy hit his head to a door frame and his head started bleeding. The woman quit the discussion with the owner and took his son to a hospital. We did not see that woman and her children again.

once when was like 2-3years old , I had no bros or sis ,my mom was cleaning the house, we were like on the 12th floor when she went to the balceny, I ran from wacthing tv to her and then I searusly dont now what I was thinking, I just closed the door and locked it and her phone was in side with me and my dad was at work, she stayed out side in the sun for like 4 hours and then she kept teling me tha if I open the door she would give me a preasent and then i kept acting that i couldnt do it after at last she remembers that loved juice do she said that and then I opend the door, she ran inside to the bathroom and did not talk to me until my dad came , I went to her and tol her (I berly talked english)are u mad at me (she said: maybe ) so went hugging her and said sorry and olso dd alot more than this.

When I was 6 or 7, my dad was doing some repairs inside the house and my mom was outside. So my dad had kept his tool box, and had stepped out for a minute. Me being the silent kid took out a half cut electric wire from his tool box and plugged it in the socket and stared playing with it, needless to say I got the shock of my life.... and guess who got admonished...

We used to throw things at people from the above-ground train stations in Queens and the Bronx but the worst is when I convinced a friend to piss on someone (off the N line in Astoria). Yes, we were classy kids.

When I was around 6 or 7 I was watching TV alone in the living room & I seen someone do the thing where you step on a chair, step on the back of the chair and the chair slides down & they step off, well I thought it was cool & had to try it. So my dumb ass grabbed the closest chair which was made of foam.. as soon as I stepped on the back & pushed the chair slides underneath me & I face planted into the ground hard. My chin was split open, I needed stitches & my grandma was horrified lmao.

When I was about 2 years old, my dad’s boss invited us to an office party (kind of like family day). The entire time I was at home, getting dressed up, I refused to use the washroom.
When we arrived at the party, my dad’s boss lifted me from my mothers arms and started the whole routine -“Awwww! She looks soooooo adorable! What’s her name?? She is so well behaved, what a good girl.”

Anyways, my little 2year old brain thought it was the perfect time to pee and my dads boss was just shocked - standing there covered in pee. And my parents were not happy at all! When we went home that day, some ‘events’took place.

For now, lets just say I was potty trained earlier than most kids.

When I was about 8y/o, it was a very hot North Texas summer. I was playing outside as we did in those days without the distractions of tv, etc. I was naturally hot, so I wrapped by self with a soaker hose, with the holes towards me to cool off. I turned the water on and the hose became a virtual boa constrictor. As it was squeezing the life out of me, I cried out with what could have been my last breath. Luckily my father heard me, and I was rescued.

I was 3. It was a beautiful summer day, perfect for my parents to paint our house. After the job was done they went in to have a cup of coffee and rest and I stayed to play in the yard. There was a large tree from which a dozens of caterpillars were falling to the ground and then slowly climbing up the wall. Fresh painted white wall. I decided to be helpful using my grandmother's shoe. *insert a lot of splatting sounds* When my hand started to hurt from all that wack-a-caterpillar action I realized the shoe I was using was dirty and washed it. In a bucket of leftover paint.

When I was one our family lived in a house with a cork floor. One day I found some red shoe shine and probably thought it would be nice to smear it on the floor. Once my mother found out what I was up to it was to late, every inch of the floor was covered in the red shoe shine. It took them weeks to clean the floor and even to this day you are still able to see the red stuff on some of the Furniture(26 years later).

So this happened when I was about 2-3 years old. We lived on a small touristy type island. My mom was at work and my grandmother was babysitting me and my older sister. Everyone always kept their doors open since the weather was good year round. Anyway I had apparently decided to pay my mom a visit at her job without telling my grandma. A couple of tourist ended up spotting a two year old (me) walking by herself all the way down to the pier where my mom worked (about half a mile from our home). They didn't want to scare me so they just followed me to make sure I wouldn't get ran over by the golf carts. I ended up walking into my mom’s job like a boss! The tourist saw that I walked straight up to my mom and my mom picked me up all confused as to where my grandmother was. They carefully explained that they had followed me all the way here because I was all alone. They got a good laugh out of it, my mom had a mini heart attack and my poor grandma had a panic attack after she found out I was missing! (P.S my grandma was not a bad sitter I was just a very curious child)

I was once playing with my friends in the woods, picked up a stick and proudly exclaimed "THIS IS WHAT I RAPE GUYS WITH!" My friends laughed until I went home crying and my mother calmly explained to me what rape was. I also think she was trying not to laugh.

I used to go around and proudly tell people that you weren't allowed to have parents when you pass a certain age (I think it was 25). I think I was 5 at the time. The weirdest part is my parents were in their 40s and my grandparents (Except my Mom's dad) were still alive.

I feel terrible remembering it as an adult. I could lose my Dad any week now and it terrifies me.

Apparently yelled, "Look mom, it's Aladdin!" at a man with a turban on. She said she was mortified.

Accidentally pitchforked my neighbour in the head when I was about 7.

I was helping her (in her 70's) do some gardening - planting flower beds etc. and we were just finishing up. I, in all my 7-year-old bravado, heft the pitchfork over my back to go and put it away, and accidentally catch her in the back of the head with it. She ended up going to the hospital needing stitches, but she forgave me.

Convinced my youngest brother to pee down a slide, then pushed him down it. I still feel terrible about it 20+ years later.