Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing You Accidentally Did As A Kid?

At 3 years old, I had learned what a screwdriver was, and how to use one.

Proceeded to use a screwdriver on my dad's brand new video camera to show him what I had learned.

My username includes my birth year...

Told my brother to eat newspaper because it’d make him smarter.

1. Stuck a butter knife into the controls of the dishwasher-the electric shock sent me across the room.

2. When in the car, whom ever was driving would shout “Jagoff!” when another driver did something to annoy them. One day, I was in the backseat as my mother drove the family to the mall or wherever. Somebody cuts us off, and before anyone else could comment, I shouted “JAGOFF!!!” at the top of my lungs. Dead silence ensued. After we got home, my dad scolded me for swearing. I never realized it was a bad word. In Pittsburgh it’s a vulgar insult.

When I was around 5, I told a man with a rather big nose "Wow, your nose is like a mountain" ;)

Freak out my teach who thought I was psychotic.

When I was in Pre-K I was playing with my friend while waiting for our parents to pick us up. We decided to play in this fake plastic house, and we were pretending a family lived there. Then we thought it was a great idea to pretend robbers were breaking into the house and attacking the family, after the police would come and save the day. That's when things went south. We proceeded to get fake knives, and we entered the house screaming, and cutting the baby dolls inside the house, before we had a chance to pretend we were the police the next thing I know my teacher is staring at us with horror, and made us lie down on our nap time mats until our parents came. The entire year she was freaked out by me and my friend, and never let us play in the little house again.

Flooded my neighbor’s basement.

We lived in a duplex. I was 3. The neighbor had our shared hose through his window to fill his water bed. I turned on the hose at the faucet then went to find the end. When I couldn’t get the end out of the window, I turned the hose off.

But I was 3. I didn’t know my right and left yet, much less “righty tighty, lefty loosy.” I turned the faucet all the way on, exploded his water bed and flooded his basement.

My mom tells me I was obsessed with boobs and would always stick my hands down women’s shirts. One time down an actor’s when we were visiting the set of one of her favorite shows.

I’m gay though so I guess it didn’t work.

I threw used sanitary towels out the bathroom window instead of putting them in the bin..I literally have no idea why - worst part was the bathroom was a storey up so they must've blown into neighbouring gardens.

I remember my parents going nuts when they saw and being more perplexed than anything but i had no explanation... still don't. I still feel awful for the neighbours who had to clean it and my parents who probably had to explain their kid was a complete weirdo.

I was only 7 at the time, but my mom was talking with one of her friends about weight watchers. When her friend left I asked my mom why weight watchers wasn't working... I meant to ask how it was going but apparently I didn't have the vocabulary for it quite yet.

This is something I said. When I was little, when I was in the waiting room at the doctors office with my mom, I pointed at the fish and said "look at the fucking fishies". My mom was embarrassed. There were littler kids around.

I was at my best friend's 7th birthday party. We were in her backyard and my friends and I were feeding the fish in her coy pond. Once they left, I was still playing with the fish. Ignoring the warnings of my parents to keep my distance, I stood on a loose rock at the water's edge to get a better look at the fishes' pretty scales. Needless to say, the rock and I fell in, thoroughly scaring the fish soaking me from the waist-down. I don't think I've ever been more embarrassed in my life!

My earliest memory. We were camping in Wales. My brother said to all run in different directions when mum called bed time. Parents caught my brothers, I escaped. 18 months old and I went to examine a dripping outdoor tap we passed on way back from beach. To get to it I had to cross a railway line ( one or two trains a day). I remember looking, listening then feeling the track to make sure nothing was coming. Meanwhile most of the campers were looking for me. When found they wondered how I had got nearly half a mile away. From then on they corralled me first, sometimes sitting me on a high potty so I was trapped, other times zipping me (then my brothers) into the inner tent (putting the zip far enough up that we couldn't undo it) Reins were used as well. Parents learned quickly

I was 3 or 4yo when this happend. We had a very loud washing mashine back then and my cousin(that is 3y younger than me) would spend the days at our house. Everytime the washing cycle would finish, my mom would hear her crying in my room. But once was quiet...so my mom rushed into the room, only to see that I've put a pillow on her face and sat on it because she was too noisy. Let's say she came in the perfect time, my cousin is doing well ^^

I was about 5yr and my sister and I had a friend sleeping over. Well we got the bright idea to drink Hershey chocolate syrup straight from the bottle. I drank so much that I threw up. I still to this day hate plain chocolate.

When I was a little kid, I was in Cherry Creek with my aunt(I will refer to her as P), when I suddenly took off running from her. P was yelling: "STOP THAT CHILD!!" In return, when people tried to stop me, I screamed: "SHE'S NOT MY MOM!!! SHE'S NOT MY MOM!!!" This caused everyone to stop and turn at P. Everyone was like: "That's not your kid?!" P was exasperated, saying: "I'm her auntie, now will you plz help me?" I eventually ran out of breath and she caught up to me. But it was so much fun and I still remember it vivdly.

When I was 2 or 3, for no apparent reason, I dropped a 2-pound weight on my dad's head. Big damage, and little to no punishment, but lots of laughs from bringing it up

I guess I was 7-8 years old, found some tractor tubes and tires, as a kid, what I did, I hope any other kid would have done. I lit them near to a Jambolan tree in my neighbors yard, just in few minutes whole Jambolan tree was up in flames with tires and tubes sending helluva black smoke up in air as well. Soon someone called Fire brigade, 3 fire engines were called and a search was made who started the fire. So many years later still I don't have heart to tell it was me-culpa. (no-one was harmed, no property loss, except that huge tree was completely gutted). I feel guilty even today.

Well...I’m a kid right now (11 3/4) but one of the worst things I have ever done (I say one cos there are MANY XD) was *dramatic pause* JOIN A FANDOM

As a child every summer lots of us local kids used to play at a nearby stream (with parents around),building a home made dam at the base of a waterfall to make a deeper pool, about thigh depth. One day, age 7/8, I was at the top and a boy i didnt like was wading in the pool below. i decided to "splash" him, and picking up the biggest flattest rock I could manage, dropped it aimed to land right next to him. My plan worked - he was drenched and got a huge shock. I still feel sick sick at the though of how close i must have come to killing him with a 10lb rock dropped on his head from a height of 15ft.

SO, I was abut 2 1/2 years old, and I was in preschool, my grannie was the teacher. So she got up from her chair to get drinks and snacks for everybody. Silly me, I climbed up into the chair and my grannie didn't see me, so she sat on me.

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When my sister was little, she ate cat poop.

______________________________________________________________________________When my sister had her 3rd birthday party, she got sick. So my dad took her to her bed. On the way there, She puked into his mouth.