Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing You Accidentally Did As A Kid?

When I was 7, my favourite game was to put off gas stove, by blowing on it. My mother always got mad, but I really couldn't understand the danger of what I used to do.

When I was about 7 or 8 years old my Mom and my sister and I lived in an apartment complex which was next to a supermarket. Our apartment faced the back of the building where the loading dock was. I was a big pyromaniac at the time and was just kicking around bored one day and decided to light some matches on the loading dock which was full of cardboard boxes. Needless to say, one box caught fire and of course in turn the rest of them did as well. Before I knew it the loading dock was a blazing inferno and someone called the fire department to put it out. I never ran home so fast and just hid in my room until they were gone. I never told anyone.

Well I was in the mall with my family and I rushed down the stairs and just grabbed a hand and kept pulling.When I looked up it was some random man. I felt so embarrassed.

I was around 7 or 8, saw a bunch of my friends striking matches behind our apartments and stopping the flames out before they got too big. I run over to stomp out some flames as well and my buddy stops me and looks at me like I'm crazy. I ask him why he looked at my feet.....I had on jelly sandals. Nuff said. -_-

Got another one...
Running around playing tag in some flip flops when I was around 7 or 8 went flying around the corner of our apartment building full speed. The front of my flip flop hit rock and I skidded by my chin across a nice piece of cement. Went to school that week with my chin bandage and everybody called me santa claus. What made matters worse was one of my front teeth was loose, bit down on an apple and that sumb*tch came out. Snaggled puss santa claus for a week straight.

When I was about 7 and my sister was about 4, we slept in a bunk bed, her on top, me on the bottom. I convinced her to jump from the top bunk onto this trundle bed underneath the bottom bunk. Obviously, she needed stitches.

When I was 4 or 5 I’d heard a slang term for testicles, but for some reason thought it referred to the abdomen. Told my dad I’d tickled my grandad on the testicles (meaning tummy).

I got pissed off at my parents and yelled "FUCK YOU!" at them. The next day I told a friend of mine "I fucked my dad last night," because that's what I thought fucking someone was to tell them "fuck you."

I have a much sadder version of not knowing what rape meant. My brother's friend would always play with me when I was a kid (he's 10 years older.) One day while my brother was on the phone with my mom, we were roughhousing around in the background and I screamed "JOHN IS RAPING ME!" and John just froze and stood up and walked away with a TERRIFIED look on his face. Luckily for him and me and everyone involved, my brother was right there so he knew John was just playing with me. My brother grabbed me and asked me if I knew what rape meant and I said I thought it meant hitting someone. My mom, who heard it via the phone, sure gave me a talking to when she got home. Though, neither of them told me what rape was, so I just thought it was a bad word, like "fuck" and I was getting in trouble for swearing.

When i was about 6 or 7 i got the word testicle confused with tonsils. I was in a crowded airport gate with my family and i was very thirsty, begging my parents for a Gatorade from the stand. I screamed “Mom please! Please! My testicles are dry!!!” Safe to say my cute mistake did get me a Gatorade.

My siblings decided to play tic-tac-toe. On the back of the van. With a rock. This was like 20 years ago, they still get shit for it regularly.

"Look mom, chocolate people!" In Walmart.

when i was 5, my brother (who is 3 years older than me) had a stuffed oddy from garfield. he would tease me by treating it like it was an actual dog, and spending more time with that than with me. so i did what any sane 5 year old would do.... throw it out the god dang window of course. My pocket money got cut off for a couple of years

I put nails under my parents car tires because I didn't want to go to church...

Took my parents coke vial to show and tell at school. Once I found out it was a bad thing... I told my teacher, who kept questioning me where I got it... that I found it in the sand under the swings at a nearby park.

Jumped into soft, pink fiberglass insulation.

I called out my two cousins (who were brother and sister) for "being girlfriend and boyfriend" because I saw them kissing and touching each other. Caused us to miss a few family holidays as things blew over.

Yes I saw them kissing. Also the male cousin admitted they had touched each other. We were in the 10-12 year range at that point.

I had a habit of storing entire phone conversations between my mother and her mother in my head. I was little and she'd just talk in front of me and assume I wasn't listening.

NOW TO BE FAIR I was very little, okay?

Well I heard her laughing about how she had a crush on her coworker and grabbed their ass (I guess it was an ongoing joke, looking back at it.)

My dad would play with our basset hound by kind of... grabbing his thigh and he'd reach around to grab my dad's hand, and then my dad would grab the other side, etc etc. So I was watching him do this and laughing and then...

"THAT'S LIKE WHAT MOM DID TO JASON!"

Ooooh. Shit. My ears are still ringing. Eek.

Now both my parents were assholes to each other, rampant infidelity, the works. And they're both assholes to everyone now that they're divorced so I don't feel as bad, but still.

I messed up two computer monitors back in after school daycare in kindergarten. There were these magnet toys that were laying around and for some reason I had put it up to the monitor and thought it was so cool how they made rainbow colors on the monitor. Me and a friend continued to do it until we both got yelled at and that’s all I can remember. I don’t remember what happened after that but I’m pretty sure they stopped putting out the magnets.

Played with a used condom I found at the river. I thought it was a balloon.