Brace yourselves, young ones — it turns out that old people things aren’t just for older people anymore! We’re not only referring to knitting, gardening, and drinking hot tea with a wool blanket on your shoulders, though.
It may be our sedentary life or the emotional baggage of living through a pandemic, climate change, and a widespread economic collapse — but it feels like we’re getting older and tired much faster than we used to. More and more younger people are involuntarily getting their grandparents’ small habits and struggles. You know… like comparing generations, being lethargic, groaning every time you get up from the couch, or hurting random parts of your body while doing random things that are not supposed to hurt. It’s all part of the fun (or not so fun) of getting old!
If you’re starting to notice that you’re doing more and more cliché old people things, don’t panic — you’re not alone! According to an AskReddit post, many younger folks are getting into the elderly game, whether they like it or not. The signs of aging are creeping up on us all, so the next time you catch yourself doing something that your grandparents would do, don’t be embarrassed — embrace it! After all, old people’s habits could be the new cool, and there’s nothing wrong with being a trendsetter. Ready to find out if you have already joined the ranks of the cool old folks? These are signs you’re getting old, and you better not be ashamed of them!
#41
"More and more as I get older, I need to 'rest my eyes' for a bit. Won’t be long till I just turn that into full-blown naps."
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29points
#45
"Wake up before 7 am every day. I have no reason to be up early on weekends, but still find myself having my morning coffee alone. At 6:30."
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24points
#48
"Granola for me. Gotta eat that fiber so I can keep pooping. You can never take pooping for granted!"
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23points
#49
"I keep giving dirty looks to teens and often tell them that 1990s rap was better."
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23points
#50
"Buy things at thrift stores and give them to friends because I thought they'd like them."
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23points
#51
"It's so nice to have a FULL Saturday though rather than one where you sleep until 10 am and wake up hungover and useless."
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22points
#52
"Was at a grime-type party in a Squatter house, and saw a girl sitting on the floor looking sad. I went over there and gave her a Werther’s original from my purse and told her to chin up."
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22points
#54
"The only things I watch on television are people fixing and selling houses and people making tasty food."
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21points
#56
"I complain about things getting automated but to me, they seem to be getting more clunky and over-complicated.
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21points
#57
"My dad types with two fingers. He genuinely thinks he is pretty good at typing."
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20points
#58
"I’m 30 and feel behind on computer stuff. Recently some friends said that MySpace was their intro to coding. I missed that. How do I catch up? Also, 'Werthers' are addictive. 64 yo coworker agrees."
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19points
#59
"My partner and I lay on opposite ends of the couch like the grandparents from 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.'"
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19points
#60
"I use a shoe horn to put on my boots. It's great! I got a small one for home and a nice long one for work. Takes no effort to get outside."
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19points


