Brace yourselves, young ones — it turns out that old people things aren’t just for older people anymore! We’re not only referring to knitting, gardening, and drinking hot tea with a wool blanket on your shoulders, though.
It may be our sedentary life or the emotional baggage of living through a pandemic, climate change, and a widespread economic collapse — but it feels like we’re getting older and tired much faster than we used to. More and more younger people are involuntarily getting their grandparents’ small habits and struggles. You know… like comparing generations, being lethargic, groaning every time you get up from the couch, or hurting random parts of your body while doing random things that are not supposed to hurt. It’s all part of the fun (or not so fun) of getting old!
If you’re starting to notice that you’re doing more and more cliché old people things, don’t panic — you’re not alone! According to an AskReddit post, many younger folks are getting into the elderly game, whether they like it or not. The signs of aging are creeping up on us all, so the next time you catch yourself doing something that your grandparents would do, don’t be embarrassed — embrace it! After all, old people’s habits could be the new cool, and there’s nothing wrong with being a trendsetter. Ready to find out if you have already joined the ranks of the cool old folks? These are signs you’re getting old, and you better not be ashamed of them!
#21
"I've started standing at my front window with a cup of coffee and scowling at the squirrels digging up my flower beds. My transformation into my father is complete."
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44points
#23
"I go to sleep feeling great and wake up with some body part in pain."
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44points
#24
"Forget that I told someone something and immediately try to tell them it again only like two days later. Then they tell me I told them already and I go, 'Oh dear, I’m sorry!' And then I repeat in an endless cycle."
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43points
#25
"I'm only 30, and I'm way too suspicious of teenagers. A few groups of kids cut through the parking lot of my apartment complex in the mornings to get to school, and I'll just peek through my blinds with squinted angry eyes and sip my coffee while muttering to myself, assuming that these kids are up to no good. There's no reason for me to do this but it's basically a part of my morning routine, now. Oh, and I frequently sneezefart."
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41points
#26
"I wash out Ziplock bags (except ones that had meat in them) so that I can reuse them. And I've recently become obsessed with clearance racks and will purchase things 'because it's a good buy!' I am slowly becoming my 86 years old grandmother."
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40points
#27
"I love to tell and retell long-winded, boring stories that go nowhere or takes me forever to get to the point."
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38points
#28
"I type on my phone with my fingers instead of my thumbs, which all my friends say is what old people do. Plus I threw out my back while taking out the trash not too long ago."
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37points
#29
"Get a paper ticket at the airport. Had a phone that died randomly and now won't go thru without a paper ticket."
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37points
#35
"Wear earplugs to concerts. I'm not self-conscious about it before people come to my defense saying 'that's actually good to protect your hearing.' True but at 27 I still feel like a geezer at festivals looking like everything's too loud and not as good as back in my day."
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31points
#37
"I yelled at children for being too loud outside of my house. I'm one step away from telling them to get off my lawn."
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31points
#38
"I recently jumped up and down once when I got some really good news, and I could hardly walk for several days because it hurt my knee."
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30points
#39
"I say 'back in my day' and it's not always ironic. Also, my right knee creaks every time I climb stairs.
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30points
#40
"Yes. I'll strain my neck from turning my head too fast to check my blind spot."
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29points


