There's nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an insult and not being able to think of a good comeback (although you'll eventually come up with the best response ever...about three days later). As you can see from this list of the best comebacks compiled by Bored Panda however, some people have no problem coming up with a snarky, witty, or downright savage, yet funny roast when the situation requires one.
Not only these savage comebacks serve as a shaming matter for the person who deserved it and got burnt, but the best roasts also, as weird as it may sound, teaches the principles of morals. And it doesn't really matter that the roastee didn't expect to learn a thing or two, they did so anyway.
Scroll down for some of the best responses and hilariously good roasts we could find. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!
#61 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
"If you look up gullible in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of you"
"Yeah, well at least my dictionary doesn't have pictures, you fucking idiot"
"Yeah, well at least my dictionary doesn't have pictures, you fucking idiot"
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18points
#62 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
"You know what the difference is between your opinion and this pizza? I asked for the pizza.."
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18points
#63 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
"What are you lookin at asshole?!?!"
"How many guesses do I get?"
"How many guesses do I get?"
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17points
#64 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
When I was 12-ish, the mean girl in dance class watched me spill water on myself, then said 'smooth move, exlax' so I said 'thanks, pepto-bitch-mol'. Ten years later and I still haven't beaten that one.
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16points
#65 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
This was specific to a situation, but I was proud of it.
Customer was being an ass and trying to strong arm a partial refund from me. He returned his car 5 hours late and didn't expect any extra charges. Eventually he says" Your job is to type in your little computer and give me a receipt with the RIGHT PRICE. My job is to return the car, pay for it, and go the hell home!"
I responded, "Well you're at 2 out of 3 so far."
We locked eyes for a moment and I saw fire burning behind his irises. When he realized I wasn't backing down to his bullying, he grumbled to himself and left in a huff.
Customer was being an ass and trying to strong arm a partial refund from me. He returned his car 5 hours late and didn't expect any extra charges. Eventually he says" Your job is to type in your little computer and give me a receipt with the RIGHT PRICE. My job is to return the car, pay for it, and go the hell home!"
I responded, "Well you're at 2 out of 3 so far."
We locked eyes for a moment and I saw fire burning behind his irises. When he realized I wasn't backing down to his bullying, he grumbled to himself and left in a huff.
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16points
#66 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
"You look like a donkey."
"Ya? Well my face is a mirror!"
-7th Graders
"Ya? Well my face is a mirror!"
-7th Graders
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15points
#67 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
Heard a brother and sister arguing in a restaurant once. I can't remember the details, but I can remember that the sister called the brother a "fat fuck". His face relaxed and he was silent for a good three seconds. He raised an eyebrow, the only emotion he conveyed and said in the most genuine, even tone I've ever heard "you should have been a meal for mom."
He got up and walked away.
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15points
#68 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
A girl and her about to be ex-boyfriend were arguing:
She: "What's she got that I ain't got?"
He: "She has job, she cooks, she cleans, she doesn't waste her money on dumb shit, she doesn't just sit on her ass watching Dr. Phil..." and so on for about five minutes.
TL;DR: She asked; he gave her a real answer.
She: "What's she got that I ain't got?"
He: "She has job, she cooks, she cleans, she doesn't waste her money on dumb shit, she doesn't just sit on her ass watching Dr. Phil..." and so on for about five minutes.
TL;DR: She asked; he gave her a real answer.
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11points
#69 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
- You're like the first slice of bread, everybody touches you but no body wants you.
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10points
#70 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
A girl at work had to get glasses and one of out regulars comes in and says "aw man you should take those off you look way better without them" and she goes "yeah you look way better without them too."
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9points
#71 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
You remind me of broccoli... I don't like broccoli...
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9points
#72 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
This short guy at Buffalo Wild Wings was drunk and talking shit on my brother for being tall (6'4") for some reason, saying stuff like "oh big tall man over here look at you aren't you special" etc. My brother responded with, "Dude, I was your height. It wasn't that great"
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6points
#73 Most Savage Comebacks Ever Heard
"That's a nice jacket; does it come in men's?"
"I think you come in men enough for the both of us."
"I think you come in men enough for the both of us."
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5points