"Women Are Cats In Disguise": 64 Men Share What They Learned About Women After Living With One

Social circle maintenance. She's incredible at it. Once we moved in together I realized just how many friend groups she has, and she somehow manages to nurture all of those relationships and values all of them. 


Makes me feel like a hermit next to her but it's still impressive **. .

The urge to move furniture around the room to make it look different. Happens a couple times a year.

Monica’s closet is a real thing. What you can see is spotless but if it’s behind a door or in a drawer it doesn’t matter what it looks like.

Hair up in a bun? Didn't want to wash and dry it that day.

How many things they wear that can’t go through the dryer—and how angry they get when you do the laundry and accidentally put these things in the dryer.

Bags, from grocery bags to hand bags to gym bags…so many bags…bags everywhere 😂.

My gal has this quirky little habit of trying to choke me in my sleep with her hair.
She hasn't cut it in nearly 20 years, and it is a long and thick curtain of hair that she just casually throws over my face in the night.

I would tell you all the places I've found her hair on my body, randomly. But I don't need to get banned from the sub.

Help. Me.

I knew there was lotion. I didn't understand the quantity of lotion.

That there are two basins and four drawers to the bathroom vanity. None of the shelves are mine. The counter space between the right basin in the wall in where my soap tray and folded hand towel go, no other counter space is mine.

It’s like they’ve unlocked a secret superpower: lava resistance. While the rest of us step into the shower and scream if the water is even slightly above “warm tea,” these women crank the dial until the bathroom looks like a sauna sponsored by Mount Vesuvius.

Period farts rise straight from the depths of the darkest places on earth where unknown evils dwell.

I can’t speak for all girls, but I discovered after 19 years that my wife would throw out my clothes if she didn’t like them or thought they should be retired. I would ask if she had seen an item and she would deadpan say no. She admitted it after 19 years. That gaslighting was indicative of a lot more. We are no longer married.

The amount of toilet paper they go through. My roommate and I bought what was at least a six month supply of toilet paper for the two of us when my wife moved in with us. It was gone in two months.

"Everything shower".

The fact that they’re as interested and vulnerable as I was. I was raised in an obviously, religious environment by my icon and put women in an unreasonable position. We’re all way more alike, than we are different is all I will elaborate on.

Rage cleaning.

So... many... pillows. My god. I had two on my bed before and now there are at least ten, and some on the floor.

Shower products. My entire life I used body wash for everything. She has fifty bottles for, I have no idea.

They wear broken belts, jeans w popped buttons, stained shirts camouflaged by jackets they can’t take off … Backstage in girl world is full of secrets!

Peeing with the door slightly ajar.