You know how they say that laughter prolongs life? Well, it’s true, and doctors are the ones who will actually encourage you to stay lighthearted and deal with every situation with a pinch of humor. That doesn’t mean ignoring your health though. Go for that examination, take that medicine, follow the doctor’s instructions – and then make as many doctor jokes as you wish.
Doctors themselves have a great, if a little morbid, sense of humor. No one can crack hospital jokes like medical professionals. With the high pressure they have to face every day, some fun puns for doctors can definitely help them unwind and get ready for another shift.
If someone you know is going through a recovery process, a bunch of get well jokes for them might be very appropriate. There are people who consider hospitals not to be a place for jokes, but put yourself in your recovering friend’s shoes: who would you like to have at your hospital bed, a person who constantly sighs and looks like the world is about to end or someone who goes out of their way to keep your spirits high? Yeah, I thought so too. Add to that a funny doctor who shares some medical puns with the patient, and see what a speedy recovery your friend makes (provided they follow the doctor’s instructions!).
Read the funny medical jokes we have collected, and share them with your doctor next time you visit them to show your appreciation for their work and to have a good laugh together.
#161
“Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.”
“Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?”
“Yea, I shaved with the electric razor.”
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#162
Doctor: “Quick, he’s losing a lot of blood. He needs an infusion — what’s his blood type?!”
Nurse: “B positive.”
Doctor: “I’m trying, but he’s lost a lot of blood.”
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#163
"Knock, knock." "Who’s there?" "3:30." "3:30 who?" "I made a doctor’s appointment for 3:30 p.m. Let me in!"
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#164
Who stands in for doctors when they need to go on leave?
The hip replacement guy.
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#165
One day, a man was working with an electric saw when he accidentally saws off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room to get help.
“Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do!” the doctor said.
“But I don’t have the fingers doc!”
“What? Why wouldn’t you bring your fingers?” asks the doctor.
“I couldn’t pick them up!”
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For those days when you need a quick fix of laughter, consider breaking the ice with some classic jokes. They are an age-old home remedy that pairs perfectly with your newfound love for doctor jokes.
Browse through our collection of delightful puns and light-hearted knock-knock humor to always stay prepared with a laugh.
