Internship Jokes To Read While Stuck At The Copy Machine

"I joined at the beginning of my internship under the username www (they are my initials), and all the engineer's sandboxes started to redirect to mine because of the address. So yes, I managed to break things without even writing a single line of code."

"I always tell new interns, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you."

"Medicine internship is like deep breaths, ask all the questions, remember to eat at some point, and find the bathrooms sooner rather than later, the nurses are your best friends, you will get the hang of it, and if all else fails more coffee is usually the answer."

"During my internship, just to save up on food we used to wait outside the canteen and cafeteria to try to order food at the same time as our prof used to place an order and 99% of the time he picked up the bill. We used to befriend profs just so we could get free food."

Money? What money? It is the experience that counts.

"Once I sent promotional emails to a client database and got the discount codes mixed up and cost the client about 15 grand. Still here."

"I was interviewing a 22 or 23 years old student for an internship. He not only showed up with his mother but also wanted to be accompanied by her during the interview."

"I was interviewing a candidate when she told me she had forgotten to lock her car and asked for permission to go check on it. I said yes. She left and never came back or answered my calls."

"Sometimes I wish I was a tree. So I could make a living from all the exposure I get from an unpaid internship."

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship.

"I decided to become a doctor's intern. The only thing I'm testing is my patience."

What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern?

One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs.

Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?

They do it for the experience.

"It is 2 pm and I still don't know when my lunch break is."

Co-worker: "We need you to be in the Instagram story."
Intern: *puts on makeup and fixes hair.*
Co-worker: "Oh, just your hand."

"World of Beer" has an internship called "Drink it intern" that pays 12000 dollars and traveling costs for four months to travel, drink beer and write about it.

"If you don't get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?"

"I bought a boat and named it 'The Intern.' Now I can tell people I have an intern-ship."

Interviewer: "Why I should hire you?"
Intern: "Because you hiring."

"They told me that it’ll take a few years before my medical practice gets off the ground. But I don’t have the patients."