Internship Jokes To Read While Stuck At The Copy Machine

Interviewer: "Do you have any office experience?"
Intern: "Yes, I have seen the entire series 19 times."

What internship look like?

Greeting a co-worker whose name you don’t know, and having to point and call them “You.”

"Being an eldest daughter is like an unpaid internship for the rest of your life."

Showing new interns around work like: "This is where I come to cry."

Intern: "How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?"
Boss: "Call it an internship on your resume."

When do you know that it's your first day of the internship?

When your supervisor walks in and asks you why you're deleting the database.

A summer internship is a great way to learn how people at a company pretend to work.

Internship - when you pay tens of thousands of dollars to get a degree but have to do unpaid internships to actually get a job.

Boss: "What are the methods of your code? Any other optimizations?
Intern: "Well, Norvig's Claims..."
Boss: "Retype these documents."

Summer internship - didn't have to make coffee a single time, because almost everyone is on vacation.

"Here's hoping our news interns serve as a reminder that someone out there actually wants our jobs."

Interviewer: "As the intern, it will be your job to work for free."

"I wish I could hire an intern to help me with the work from my internship."

What do unpaid internships have in common with raising kids?

You get paid in experience. And you get a "family."

Interviewer: "I hope you have manners. We sacked the last guy for disrespect. He compared me to a bird."
Intern:" Wow, I can never do that!"
Interviewer: "Good. So you're here for the mentorship program?"
Intern: "Yes, take me under your wing!"

"I'm currently working on a management-oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks. I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it."

Cordially,
Mrs. Team Lead

"I heard Google was hiring. You can't spell internet without intern!"

Graduation is when your summers of unpaid internships finally earn you a full-time unpaid internship.

"I wanted to chat-up the girl serving in the coffee shop, so I looked at her name badge and said: "That's a beautiful name, Trainee."

"At my first internship, they had me send a Fedex package and told me, ‘Just put bill sender.’ I wrote on the form, ‘To: Bill Sender.’ I thought it was a person, not billing instructions. They still hired me and I made a career there.”