When it comes to insults without swearing, they are as rare as gems in the ground. Since they don't use curse words, they can hit quite hard. When it comes to these kinds of funny insults, you have to be funny and somewhat smart to create them. However, not everyone would understand them right away. So if you are one to shoot out creative insults without swearing, you should understand their impact.
Insults are made to attack a person verbally instead of using punches or kicks. The more complex they are, the harder these rare insults hit. The punchline is hidden behind words that take some time to figure out. For this reason, the funny part of these insults is the period till the person figures it out and laughs or gets angry. However, some creative insults replace the profanity with more family-friendly words. They are easy to understand, so the period of waiting is removed. But if you want to insult someone with or without swearing, be prepared to receive some hate in return.
If you want to insult your friends or enemies without using profanity, the internet is here to help. User Beadiest_Cape had an interesting question in the popular group of AskReddit — “What’s the best insult you’ve heard without swearing?” We compiled the best ones in the list below. Be sure to upvote the funniest insults and share your own in the comments below.
#24
"I find the fact that you lived this long both surprising and disappointing."
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17points
#27

"You play the victim so much I’m surprised you don’t carry around your own body chalk."
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16points
#28
BlckAlchmst said: "The bar was on the ground and you grabbed a shovel."
give_it_a_vodkashot replied: "That reminds me of one comment i read saying: "the bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are dancing limbo with the devil.""
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15points
#29
6bytesunder said: "I'd insult you, but I'm afraid you won't notice it."
obscureferences replied: "I can see how you'd confuse feedback for insults."
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15points
#30
""He was the sort of person who viewed hygiene as something that only happened to other people." Great line from the second Caiphus Cain novel, and a great insult I use to describe our customers."
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15points
#31
"I stole this from Triumph but I love this one:
"If you're here, who's home disappointing your parents?""
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15points
#32
“You’re a conversation starter. Not when you are around but once you leave.”
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14points
#38
"I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you."
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13points
#39
"She'd catch the bouquet at a funeral.
He keeps a fork in the sugar jar.
Hasn't had a wash since he was baptized.
Still has his communion money in credit union.
Brings a ruler to bed to measure how long he's slept."
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13points
#40
Commenter said: "Stop playing hard to get when you're hard to want."
WatchingInSilence replied: "A universally applicable version of Tom Tucker's best insult against Meg: "Thank you, Meg. I guess beggars can be choosers.""
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12points





