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68 Amazon Answers That Somehow Manage To Say Something Without Answering Anything
Funny,JokesNOV 13, 2026

68 Amazon Answers That Somehow Manage To Say Something Without Answering Anything

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We all love a good joke, except when it’s absolutely in the wrong place, like when you are three tabs deep in some question you can’t find the answer to. Love it or hate it, that’s exactly the sort of thing the internet excels at.
The “Amazon Answers” online community shares hilarious examples of people online deciding to not answer someone’s question and just freestyle something. Helpful? No, but pretty funny. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below.

#61 Another One As Useful As A Chocolate Teapot!

Screenshot of an unhelpful Amazon answer regarding a loft bed spring mattress question.
3points

#62 No Thank You

Five star Amazon product review with the title and text No, thank you
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3points

#63 Regards

Funny Amazon answer about using a phone cord to transfer data
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3points

#64 On A Dog Leash

Unhelpful Amazon answer to a question about cleaning a dog leash
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3points

#65 Not Quite As Impressive As You Think

Funny Amazon answers screenshot with an innuendo response about the length of a unit
2points

#66 Check

Screenshot of unhelpful Amazon answers giving a sarcastic response to shoe return question.
2points

#67 No

Screenshot showing useless Amazon answers where a user simply replies No to a request for dress photos.
2points

#68 He's Not Wrong Though

Sarcastic Amazon answer to if chainsaw oil is environmentally friendly
2points
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