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68 Amazon Answers That Somehow Manage To Say Something Without Answering Anything
Funny,JokesNOV 13, 2026

68 Amazon Answers That Somehow Manage To Say Something Without Answering Anything

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We all love a good joke, except when it’s absolutely in the wrong place, like when you are three tabs deep in some question you can’t find the answer to. Love it or hate it, that’s exactly the sort of thing the internet excels at.
The “Amazon Answers” online community shares hilarious examples of people online deciding to not answer someone’s question and just freestyle something. Helpful? No, but pretty funny. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below.

#41 Random Side Story For The Win

Funny Amazon answers screenshot about traveling with a lithium ion battery and losing face cream
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#42 Pink Or Navy Blue

Funny Amazon answers screenshot about asking for pink color but receiving a navy blue response
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#43 No

Funny Amazon answers post showing a blunt no to photo request question.
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#44 Thanks, Farm Girl…

Screen capture of clueless Amazon answers for baby clothes sizing question.
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#45 How? No!

Unhelpful Amazon answers screenshot showing a blunt No reply to manufacturer query.
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#46 If The Seller Says So

Amazon answers screenshot showing a seller saying men cannot wear women pants.
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#47 How Do You Sleep At Night?

Funny Amazon answers to a question about how the user sleeps at night.
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#48 Dumb Question With A Dumb Answer

Irrelevant Amazon answer saying It will fit to a question about Prime delivery times.
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#49 Thanks Roxane, That Didn't Help At All!

Amazon product Q&A showing an unhelpful answer about boot comfort instead of answering an ankle width question.
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#50 You Don't Say?

Funny unhelpful Amazon answers screenshot asking about leather type.
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#51 No

Screenshot of unhelpful Amazon answers with a response saying NO to where is my order.
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#52

Amazon answers screenshot showing an irrelevant evaluation response.
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#53 Yup

Unhelpful Amazon answers screenshot asking about affordable options with a response saying yup and a thumbs up emoji.
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#54 Thanks For All Your Help, Teresa

Screenshot of unhelpful Amazon answers where a buyer asks about repelling cats from a bird feeder and the user says I have none.
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#55 Thanks Denise, Very Helpful!

Amazon answer stating I bought this as a gift, I don't know, failing to answer the product question.
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#56 Thanks Lady

Unhelpful Amazon answer telling a customer to measure their laptop instead of answering if it fits in a bag.
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#57 I Mean, They’re Right Though

Funny Amazon answers screenshot asking where to buy replacement bulbs for a fan with the response Amazon.
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#58 Magical Elves Included!

Funny and sarcastic Amazon answers to a question about watching videos on a smart watch.
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#59 ….okay?…

An Amazon answer that briefly says Outlet to a question about replacing a cord.
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#60 Um, They Were Looking For An Answer, Not A Review

Screenshot showing a bizarre Amazon answer to a customer service question.
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