At this point, the number combination of 20 and 20, aka 2020, the year the world went nuts, is a joke in itself. And quite a good one. But in case you were out and about on Elon Musk’s SpaceX and haven’t enjoyed all the tragi(comedic) fun that has been going on for the past… since January 1st, we invite you to sit back for an open mic.
We hand-picked the funniest jokes from the r/jokes subreddit that has been getting 500 or more puns, one-liners, and witticisms every day from its 18.9M members. It’s like an online comedy cellar on its own that has been helping people to “Get Your Funny On!” since it was launched in 2008.
This year, however, has been particularly fruitful for r/jokes. I mean, do ya seriously need an explanation why?
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#21
Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian. It was the least I could do for the guy.
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#22
My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order I probably should've stopped when I got to her name
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#23
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired
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#24
Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.
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#25
I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months...... Whoever [messed] this up should be stabbed!
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#26
imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. there would be mass confusion.
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#27
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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#28
Her: What do you do? Me: I race cars. Her: Do you win many races? Me: No, the cars are much faster.
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#30
99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people
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#33
This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially s***s for men We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing
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#34
6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9? Because he needed 3² meals a day.
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#35
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
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#36
My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, “What’s wrong?”. She screamed. “These contractions are going to k**l me!” “I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”
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#37
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
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#38
50 shades of grey #4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676
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#39
A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him? The Bartender
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#40
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
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