Hey Pandas, Your Username Is How You Die - How Do You Die? (Closed)

Dammit, I guess they were poisonous...

I am too Canadian and too Dan

or all of the nike shoes would stomp me to death. (also it’s pronounced nayk or niek)

I have no idea at all. Anyone? It’s and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

Wow now this is awkward… probably got murdered by one the other troop leaders… looks like I gotta sleep with one eye open and the remaining two eyes scanning for other helluva hedgehog aliens

i guess i get dementia and forget my name

I guess I loved dogs too much....

This is just my name, so suicide? Either that, or I'm crushed into sludge by a piece of machinery and it makes a sloshing sound.

I die to a friendly fox.

My cat kills me

I don't know. My username is my last name and first initial so I guess someone in my family kills me?

Apparently my death will involve an object, person or place that contains protons and/or neutrons. At least I’m safe from electrons, photons and neutrinos! Phew!

Having to interact with humans. Truly terrifying....

10 Beats of the Bodhran (probably more) or maybe a Brogue Kick will send me back to 1987 lol.

I will get danced off-stage in newsies and get kicked in the face by the newsies jump!

I accidentally upset a unicorn, then continue to be oblivious to its angriness. And I die a painful death that takes about 2 hours of horn poking.

A tiger without romantic or sexual attraction will kill me

I’m gonna get shot by nezuko with a gun T-T

I just gradually decay away into other isotopes.

i guess i would get nuked? (I’m Mike_the_nike.)