Hey Pandas, Your Username Is How You Die - How Do You Die? (Closed)

getting beaten up by a super saiyan charged pheonix i assume? would be pretty cool ngl

Well, I OD'd on caffeine and lost my doctor carrier then died by depression.

One of the humans that live in my neighborhood tells the government about me and ai get taken away :(

OH NO.

Uh...

I think this means that not only will I get ascended, but also get pelted with rocks beforehand or something...either way, I don't like the picture.

In a gambling incident, apparently. I do love (not-betting) Texas Hold 'Em

Something with a really bored panda. Will it fall on me? Or eat me? Or hug me to death?

Zapped out of existence by a green-blue laser

A PC shoots a pencil cap at my head and I die

Mauled By Wild Dogs

A queen blew (blue) me up

damn i get rammed by a battleship

I suppose it’s a mystery

I die at the end of a really great rollercoaster ride with a bestie.

Note: An amusement park rollercoaster - not a series of up & down relationship issues, lol

I kill myself?

Shinobu means Heart under blade guess I'll die stabbed in the heart

I get killed by a Panda flying a P-51 Mustang

I get killed by being knocked over by an enthusiastic dog. A very happy Doggo, if you will

A shadow kills me? Or shadows?

And with my old user name I would die from a Canadian Zebra...

I guess I get stabbed with a Ruby crystal that is white. OOOOOFFFF

I guess I die… on Tuesday. Which is very soon so I’m a little nervous