Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan? (Closed)

Yup, just enough to get of out this planet

Avoid big cities, and fortify a small area like a farm with a small group. Big cities like Toronto or Montreal (for Canada), or New York or LA (for the USA), might be ample in supplies like medicine or food, but there would be millions of zombies in them, effectively making them a death trap.

Work on things like cardio, lose weight, learn how to properly use weapons like firearms and bladed/blunt weapons without risk of injury, eat in moderation, and only occasionally leave to fetch supplies. Sometimes, surviving isn't being the best zombie killer, but knowing how to avoid danger.

This is also depending on what kind of zombies we would be getting, and how the infection spreads (through bites/scratches only, or death without the brain being destroyed). The slower zombies, like those of Night of the Living Dead, the Resident Evil games, or The Walking Dead are especially dangerous if they box you in.

Zombies like those from the Dawn of the Dead remake, World War Z, or Train to Busan, would be much harder to survive because of their speed. Even worse if they are smarter zombies like those from #Alive (an excellent South Korean film on Netflix), or the Hawking's/T-800's from Zombieland Double Tap.

GOOD, get out of dodge , then hit and run warfare like the Apache, for supplies and the odd spot of zombie killing 👍

Facepalm when the SJW's are on the streets screaming "Zombies have rights too !!!!!". I wish I was joking........

Go to Costco. They have tons of food, big concrete walls, and you need a membership to get in. Not my idea but its a great one.

Grab a weapon like a knife or hammer or whatever is good for fighting, a shield, and chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!(not the best idea for survival though)

I would totally "Resident Evil" the zombies.

On another note, I think I might just act like them to convince them I belong with their group. Lololololol...

I would try and go to some island in the middle of the Atlantic, Like the Falklands or something, I would live there for a year or two.

zombies aren't immortal right, eventually, the zombies would die from exhaustion or hunger. and if any zombies survive that, they would need to survive the freezing winter months, or the boiling summer season.

no matter how you put it, all the zombies would die out in under two years

Collect books on farming/ survival, go to the hardware store and then as far out of civilization as I can get

I would get into medical science and try to make a vaccine for the virus, tat way I could turn the nasty hoards into armys.

stock up on pizza and water, soda and other food and drinks, then grab a lightweight weapon with some length to it, but no guns.

We all have skeleton's in the cupboard. And we all fear that we will one day we will be dead and meet all our bad actions.
So - Zombies are the half dead who want to put right what they did wrong when they were alive, but they can't without eating a brain? Like they are bad people anyway, and they have no ability to change? That has to be the Zombie scare - what else?

The only resistance is to explore your darkest fears, apologise when you need to, and know when you don't need to.
And banish scary thoughts to the foolishness of 'Zombie'. Those Zombies will have nothing against the power of a resilient mind.

Pick up a fire axe and create a makeshift mace out of a sturdy plank and industrial nails. Then you can just call me Axe N Smash!!! Xp XD

Step 1:find a huge hoarde and mark heir positions
Step 2:find a unstable rope bridge
Step 3:lure hoarde to bridge and once most are on it, cut the ropes
But realistically if I don't find the bridge im just gonna lure them to a cliff and go wakanda forever

Go into a place with sliding doors. Don't think I've ever seen a zombie movie where they slide open a door. Bad luck to me if they can, hey

I’d go to a home improvement store, those places are chocked full of weapons, or I’d steal guns and stuff from Walmart as weapons.

I’d also use a bag to keep my cat safe as I love her to pieces.

Call my partner and tell them to meet me at the summer camp we both go to in the middle of the Appalachians. It's got a garden, plumbing, etc, and the guy who takes care of it in the off-season would probably be there.

Already bought a nice piece of real estate with a stream passing through. my nearest neighbors being kilos away and residents of an old age home, a fancy resort and a high end mall. So when it eventually comes, I'll only have to fight grandpa zombies when raiding the facility for medical supplies. The military will definitely come to me soon considering all the rich people stuck in the resort. I also know where the nearest chicken farm is.

Wait. The zombies are dead, and almost all will be rotted by a month. Plus, zombies still need their bodies to function to some extent. After even a little bit, their internal organs might begin to shut down from rot, and most zombies would be entirely useless.

The Mountains (Specifically the Rockies because their closer) or somehow escape to Greenland. Those places have a very low population, and it's unlikely for an outbreak to occur. If someone did get infected, we'd greatly outnumber them (because it's just one person) and we could take them down.