Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan? (Closed)

I'll be going out in the first wave. Who would want to live like that? It would smell like a thousand dead camel's arseholes. Unknown amounts of time between showers, and they'd probably be cold. Scrounging for food. F@#k that mess

I live on a farm so I feel like it would be easier for me than most to survive. First, I’d fortify the chicken coop and duck pen so that I can have a reliable source of eggs. Then, I’d kill the sheep for food, and kill most of the horses except for one or two for transportation. I’d move into the barn loft (it has lots of hiding places), and I’d use the stalls as separate rooms for keeping weapons. There’s also a pond on the farm, so I’d keep my fishing rods and use that for food as well. I’d fortify the vegetable gardens and plant more food besides just watermelons lol. I’d keep my donkeys as guard animals and I’d keep my dogs for moral support.

1) Assuming I'm at my home, Get what I need (Some food and water, pocket knife, clothes, ect), If not, get the most useful things in the surrounding area.
2) Then, go to my local bookstore. Get books on survival and plant identification, as well as dealing with wildlife encounters. Also go to a camping/survival store and medical supply store.
3) Steal a car. Nothing personal, just every man for himself in an apocalypse
4) Invite my friends and family to come with me, obviously.
5) travel to a remote location in the mountains with whoever accepts, making sure I'm far from humanity.
6) Assign each person a job based on their unique skill sets, eventually building walls around the small civilization and picking up and survivors that happen along.
7) live out my days in peace.

Realistically, though, I would just die within the span of the first hour :)

First, I would take my family (if they aren't zombies) and buy guns and weapons.

Then we would go to Target and kill the zombies in there and board up the place like doors and windows maybe and then live there 'till we die.

Get bitten because it’s definitely a no win situation battling them.

Do nothing, because they're not real. Am I playing this game correctly? :)

i'd take all my loved ones (friends, family) and make a resistance with a cool name or something. then we'd make a plan to survive and we'd probably go underground or something until the zombie craze dies down

I would get my dog and a few friends, find a secluded area with a water source and build a fort there.

I'd realistically panic and probably die within five hours.

Hm. Got food, got water, got firearms and ammo. Would need more alcohol, though. Big run to the nearest liquor store to raid it, and take all the tobacco too. Big plinking party shooting zombies, drinking, smoking, and eating snacks. I’m too old to run at this point.

Start my new business. All American Zombie exterminator's. Even in a Zombie apocalypse you may still need an occupation! Maybe even get a government contract if Republicans are in office. Democrats would be running through the streets screaming about Zombie rights. Just mistake them for Zombies! Problem solved. It would be understandable especially if they look like Janet Reno or Nancy Pelosi. They do look corpses walking! Of course at this point Janet Reno would be a Zombie. One ugly very Zombie! That woman was peel the paint off the walls and hide your mirrors if you don't want them broken ugly!

To just let them take me. 'Nuff said.

find other people and pretend to be an idoit

Zombies are nothing to fear they're honestly better for the earth than we are, we kill people in every possible way we can think of, we start war and conflict, and drop massive piles of trash int the environment. so honestly we are the real monsters here.

I haven't put a lot of thought into it, but I'd definitely try to find or contact my cousin. He's a prepper and he does contract work for the US military, so he probably has a good plan. He also has way too many guns, and those would probably be useful.

Pack up the family and head to my Dad's house. He is a back-to-land prepper and lives in the middle of nowhere, in farmhouse on a hill, grows most of his own food, and he has an massive gun collection, a stock pile of ammo and everything he needs to reload. Also, several bows, swords, axes, and, for some reason, a polearm.

Well, I don't think I'd be a great fighter, and I quite enjoy having electricity and internet, and fresh food, and things like that, so probably become a billionaire before the apocalypse starts, and then build a well defended house in the mountains, fully stocked, and powered by like solar panels and windmills and things.

However, that's frankly unrealistic, so I'd just hope for the best and try not to die.

Ok so here me out… immediately go to Home Depot ( or equivalent) then borrow (steal) a massive truckload of lumber, metal, building materials, you name it. There are infinite things you can do with some resources and a little experience.

I’d grab my recurve and arrows. And head to my partner first. He has access to HGVs and trailers. Grab food, fuel, medical, trucks and trailers and water supplies and then head to my ex hubby’s (we’re all friends.) estate where there is high fencing and multiple shops, including hardware and furniture. I’d make and shoot arrows, ex would strengthen defences and forage and stuff (Boy Scout!), partner would trick out an HGV battle vehicle.

Ohohoho- you have no idea.

1) Locate the important people (those dear to me. Anyone who is unreachable, I check up on them via text or email.)

2) Abandon house. Im not sure how obvious the warning for an apocalypse would be, but either way I would take any necessary things. (Money, imperishable food, keepsakes, a journal and a few pens, clothes, and a blanket.)

3) This should have been said earlier, but I’d request an adult to make a trip to the store for supplies. Maybe the store itself could be a safe house, but I’d think no considering the perishables. The smell of rotting meat would attract zombies, no?

4) Have my parents communicate with someone who might have a bunker, or multiple people. While they do this, we might still be at home trying to keep quiet. I’d be charging all of our devices and charging blocks, as well as helping my sister pack.

After that, I’m surely not going to be in charge anymore, regardless of how useful I may be. Adults like to take charge. Especially extroverted ones. They’d probably enlist me as part of the gardening team or therapy team.

OH, DUH, I’D BRING A BIBLE LOL. Sorry, remembered that just now. I need to make a list so I don’t forget if an apocalypse really happens 🤔

Anyway, I’d probably fit somewhere among the gardeners, therapists, and entertainers. I wouldn’t be crucial to keeping us alive, but I’d be good for keeping everyone from losing it.

Of course, if I get infected, I’d be one heck of a chill zombie. Might try to eat someone’s brain once, but if you whap me on the (left) arm hard enough, I’ll get sad and won’t attack you if it means I can use your craft supplies.

Ideally.

Get on a really high mountain and barricade it.