One liners are one of the best forms of comedy. I wanna hear yours!
#121
A dwarf prisoner escaped becoming a Small Medium at Large
-3points
#122
Is must be hard going through life being so nasty all the time.
-4points
#123
-You are absotively, posolutely correct because pobody's nerfect!
-Huked on fonics werked fer mee
-How about a department of common sense?
-The beatings will continue until morale improves
-The bureaucracy will expand to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy!
-What is the first law of a bureaucracy? Survival.
-Department of redundancy department.
-That boy is about as sharp as a bag of wet mice!
-Huked on fonics werked fer mee
-How about a department of common sense?
-The beatings will continue until morale improves
-The bureaucracy will expand to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy!
-What is the first law of a bureaucracy? Survival.
-Department of redundancy department.
-That boy is about as sharp as a bag of wet mice!
-4points
#124
[someone saying f*ck you]
me: you would want to wouldnt you?
me: you would want to wouldnt you?
-4points
#125
I always lie
-4points
#126
I’m dying, your dying, the world is dying, and the universe in inevitably drifting apart. Happy Day. (o)>
-5points
#127
Live Love Laugh and Enjoy the Lightness of Being
-6points
#128
Everyone knows inventors are crazy.
Inventors know everyone is crazy.
Inventors know everyone is crazy.
-6points
#129
I am only one week away from breaking my own record of not using the word "Beans" for 400 days in a row...
-6points
#130
A hardworking kid will grow up... tired.
-6points
#131
A guy lets a fart, smiles, and says "Ducks."
I reply, "Hell no. That was the quack of your ass.".
I reply, "Hell no. That was the quack of your ass.".
-6points
#132
'Oh don’t s**t yourself' - absolute fav
-7points
#133
Yes indeede, sweetie
-7points
#134
Yer a unit of power Harry
I’m a watt??
I’m a watt??
-7points
#135
I’m the one that killed Monday, shot Tuesday, put Wednesday in the hospital, Call Thursday, To tell Friday Not to give birth to Saturday on Sunday (dolomite)
-8points
#136
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society...outside of a kennel! - Crystal Allen (Joan Crawford)
-9points
#137
SOME PERSON: Do you want some corona?
ANOTHER PERSON: *achoo* I already have some!!
-10points
#138
If you have a d**k, you ain’t a chick
-15points