Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Way You Have Injured Yourself?

Not me but a friend of mine almost dislocated his jaw eating a giant pickle.

I fell down the stairs singing here comes peter cotten tail a day before Easter. Ended up with an unstable fracture and needed a plate and 6 screws

In primary school, every Friday we had sport. Those who did home sport (me) were rotated through different sports and activities. One day we get to do just dance, a few random people are chosen and they get to go on stage to do whatever dance it is. I was chosen and I tripped on stage, before any music even started, and fell flat on my face in front of everybody.

When I was 8 we had a slackline and there was a rope above it so that way I would not fall off and I was jumping on the Slackline. all the time I would jump and then I would land on the ground with my hands still holding on to the Rope I was always fine though because the slack line was like a foot off the ground.one day I was doing that and it was really hot so my hands slipped off the rope and I fell on the ground with my hands up and I broke my arm.

I was sewing my daughters prom dress and used a steel crochet hook to pull elastic through a narrow seam. The elastic snapped and the crochet hook shot into my finger. The doctor called in his staff for a look-see saying they usually see this type of accident caused by a nail gun.

I was working in the yard and stepped backwards onto a rake. The long wood handle slapped my backside and head very hard, just like in old cartoons. Hurt like hell, but was laughing so hard I almost went myself. Too bad no one else was there to witness it

Broke my foot by missing the last step.

Hurt really bad, but I could wiggle my toes so I stupidly thought it wasn't broken. Proceeded to walk on it for the next 4 days. An all day reptile expo, home inspections, etc. My mom took a look and made me go to the hospital. The Dr showed me the x-ray and said "see the break" and no, I didn't. It was a complete break of the bone on the outside of my foot! My mom and I were cracking up that I didn't notice. The Dr asked if I wanted pain meds. I said no, because I'm cracking up now and have been abusing it for the last 4 days. Apparently ibuprofen was working well enough