Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Way You Have Injured Yourself?

I got pushed into a lake while canoeing with bunch of friends. I have fear of deep water and megalophobia. I think that guy ended up more injured than I am though, after I got back ashore.

I broke my ankle jumping off of a couch into a broken mattress, 2th grade or so.

Somehow managed to twist the bedsheets around my finger fracturing it. I was a sleep at the time and didn't know till the next day.

I have opened a double door before and tried to walk through one door and hit the other door face first

I have lots. Age six tripped over crack in sidewalk busted chin: 6 stitches. Age 9 closed thumb in wooden door: 40 stitches, lost nail. As an adult I have walked into the roof of a porch: concussion. Fallen off one step: broke one ankle and twisted the other (walking boot on both and crutches). Ran into the horizontal pole of monkey bars: concussion. Tripped over husbands feet: broke 2 toes. Walked into a screened door: broken nose. I’m sure there are more!

friends had set up a rube goldburg machine, and i was completely unaware of this fact as i tripped over a domino. many things happened after that, including me getting a watermelon to the stomach in the end. -_-

Was roasting marshmallows with friends and family at a BBQ or something. My marshmallow caught on fire and I tried to blow it out. Apparently I have terrible hand-eye coordination as instead of going in front of my mouth, it hit my CHEEK. Got a lovely 2nd degree burn from it.

Was making Christmas presents for my friends, hot glue gun wasn't working so I kept pulling trigger then it suddenly sprayed burning hot glue all over my wrist. Had to pull the hot glue off once it cooled. Still have a stocking shaped scar. Merry Christmas 🎄

Bread cutting machine. That hand saving thing was in the way ... put it away ... last slice ... will work ... didn't. Cut into my right ring finger, parallel to the nail, about 3...4 mm deep. That really hurt!

Fell asleep in a weird position, and when someone rang the doorbell I jumped up startled not realizing foot was asleep. My foot just sort of crumpled beneath me, worst sprain I ever had. Foot was black and blue for weeks

Fell asleep in a weird position, and when someone rang the doorbell I jumped up startled not realizing foot was asleep. My foot just sort of crumpled beneath me, worst sprain I ever had. Foot was black and blue for weeks

I was walking my grandma's dog on an winter day and slipped on the icy sidewalk. I fell, hit my head, and got a bad concussion and have had memory issues ever since.

I was walking in my yard and a muskrat or whatever BIT ME it ran up behind me and bit my ankle- my dog was yapping at it so I was just trying to get him to go inside because it was like 10pm, cold, and dark. At the time I was sorta young and did not know what it was and I referred to it as a "giant barn rat".

broke my collar bone sliding down a grass hill on a block of ice in the middle of october… it was fun but idk if the surgery and scar were worth it

Tripped on a stair at school, and now my kneecap is permanently out of place

I triped over q dudes feet in youth group and face planted into a coffe tabe

I triped over a dudes feet in youth group and face planted into a coffe tabe he lost it

I jumped into a creek after my friend threw my razor scooter in there and broke my foot

Dropping my phone or my laptop on my face. Repeatedly.

Peanut butter. I burned myself on peanut butter.