Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Way You Have Injured Yourself?

I was at my work, and i was thinking that the grill was off, so i pressed my entire hand on the grill. I cooked my own flesh, and i got a very bad burn from it. I still have the scar

Sawing a piece of wood with a hacksaw when I was younger and sawed my hand. Nothing too bad but the mark is still there. Lol

The classic head bonk

i have zero clue if this counts, but there has been multiple times where i wanted to get out of stuff and i sprained my own wrist. it’s not that difficult tbh lol

I was running, stepped on a random shoe, and sprained my ankle.

I was doing a round off back tuck and I landed on my back, my feet swung over my head and four of my toes were bruised and swollen from that especially my big toe. That was in the middle of a 2 hour practice for cheerleading competitive and I still practiced on my toes they hurt like hell. And we had a comp that weekend that I still did I just stuck some tape on it but by the end of that I was a wreck. My coaches did not even know until after the comp because I still wanted to do it and they would tell me not too. After that I told them and I went to a physiotherapist and was not allowed to tumble(do flips) until the next comp. also I had to ice my foot in a big bucket with water and ice for 5 mins 3 times a day and put my foot up and pump it (moving my ankle up and down while it is above my head to get the puss out of it)

So yeah :) also if you read all this idk how!

I was like 7. I was jumping on some bunk-beds. Fell off. Dislocated my shoulder. 🙃

One of my got mad at me for hanging out with her boyfriend too much so in Volleyball when I went to spike the ball she put her foot up in the air and it tripped me in the air, I fell on my bottom and chipped my tail bone.

My friends locker was jammed shut so I was trying to pull it open with all my strength, anyway it finally opened and I go flying back and land on my back and this one kid steps on my hair and slips. So that yanked my head really hard and the kid got hurt as well. We are all fine now.

I was sewing a last minute birthday gift by machine... I should’ve put an earring in the hole in my finger, come to think of it. Free piercing!! Anyway the sewing machine needle went in my finger and put a stitch in it

taking shower one morning and when i touched my elbow pain shot up my arm. my sister in law told me that i fell out of a Ford focus when i was drunk and i needed to pee. my top half got out of the car. the bottom half stayed in the car.

I kicked myself in the jewels while taking off a sock. Thanks alot flexibility...

I'm high-key injury prone and I've gotten hurt in stupid ways a s**t ton before. One of the big ones is that I was sitting on a music stand and I slipped (obviously) and got injured, I've gotten a pretty big and deep splinter from trying to check if a window was locked, and I once ran into a window without realizing that it existed and now I have pretty gory scars and nerve damage that'll never fully heal do that's nice.

In the other direction, I also have a cool little scar on my knee from last summer at a summer camp- I was playing what equates to a game of tag with bows and padded arrows. A friend and I were working together and since we were in the middle of the woods with no paths, not only did I get stabbed by a few thorns and run through stinging nettles, I also slashed my knee open on a branch from a fallen log. We didn't win the game but it was a really cool experience.

I woke up at 3 am to use the restroom. My stepdad needed to redo the drywall and there was water on the floor. I slipped on the water and hit the back of my hand/wrist and my thigh. My wrist ended up bleeding only a bit and my thigh hurt for a bit. It all happened in like 5 seconds.

My best friend said if I didn't stop poking her she would bite my finger. I didn't stop...she bit my finger.

One day a few years back, I was tucking in my cloth couch covers and heard a pop, then felt a warm wave come up my arm. No pain.
I pulled my hand out of the cushions to see my 1st knuckle of my middle finger was weird. My finger tip just flopped. I couldn't move it. But, no pain.
So I spent a few minutes yanking and pulling the knuckle trying to put it back "into place". Didn't work.
Had dinner to do and a few other things, so I splinted it and went about my night.
The next day I went to the Urgent Care to be seen.
The nurses flipped out when I showed them my finger.
The doctor was amazed it did not hurt.
After x-rays and such, it was determined I had ruptured the tendon in my finger. (Which, according to the doctor, a ruptured tendon is supposed to be extremely painful)
Took 4 months in a finger splint because I wound up rupturing it 2 more times while washing my hair.
Why it didn't hurt still remains a mystery.

I severely sprained my shoulder try to do a trick while throwing a heavy trash bag into our dumpster

How groceries and klutz gene combine.Heel in divot - check. Toes on front porch - check. Dropped groceries - check. Body fell to the left - check. Except for right knee which went solidly right, with profoundly loud crack - check. Broke right knee, and knee cap with extra damage - check. Waiting in brace for call from orthopedic trauma surgeon (no insurance getting a loan) - check.

And the stupid accident happened on MY BIRTHDAY.

I sneezed and hurt my elbow :)

Remember those little square scooters from gym class in elementary school? I was seated on one racing a kid. They’re probably 2-3 inches off the ground. I slipped off it backward and I broke my tailbone. Obviously can’t cast it. All you can do is hope it heals properly. It didn’t and caused chronic pain, like I was sitting with a marble between my butt cheeks. After a year, I had surgery to remove it. No more marble between my butt cheeks! The kicker, I was a grown adult when this happened. At the time, I worked at a kid’s indoor play facility and was hosting a birthday party. Worst. Job. Ever.