Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?

We were in Narita Airport in Japan, on a layover on the way to Taiwan, and my sister and I really needed to pee. Well, Japan has these spray toilets that spray your ass with water (I think they're painful af, but whatever). I was in one stall and my sister in the one next to me. I suddenly heard my sister's shoes running around on the tiles in the stall next door, and then immediately after that the plapping of water on the tiles. Turns out the water that was spraying her butt was way too hot and in a fit of stupidity she jumped off the toilet and now that sucker was spraying water all over the tiles of the bathroom. She managed to turn it off before we all drowned but she walked out of that bathroom with confused looks from others and deep satisfaction knowing how well she powerwashed the bathroom floor that day.

So am a irish dancer and when i was at a comp i was told that my wig would be fine and was nice and securely. But of course i knew it was not. So as it turned out i was almost finished and had one step left but of course when i said my wig will be fine, THE FRONT OF MY WIG CAME OUT. So when i was getting my score i found out that i lost points due to the wig incident. So if you read this remember if something does not feel right tell someone and get it fixed up.

Not recently, but when I was first learning how to swim, my family and I went on vacation to a hotel with a massive pool. I wasn't confident swimming so I had to jump to my Dad. One time, I was later than my Dad to arrive, and by the time I got there he was already swimming around, but there was another guy there, who at the time looked identical to me. I was panicking because both guys where just standing there staring at me, and in the end took a leap of faith - to the wrong dude. He caught me and gave me back to my Dad but I was so embarrassed!

Right after lunch one day, I got the hiccups. I went into the school library to check on something before my next class. My mouth was slightly open and I let out a "HIC!" so loud that everybody in the room heard it and looked up at me. I clapped my hand over my mouth and fled.

So this was when I was wayyyy younger, like 3, so about 2009? Anyway, my parents were doing the finishing touches on their house, and they had a plumber guy come in. Long story short, I ran straight up to the man, looked him in the eye and grabbed his love-handle. For no reason, I just grabbed it. He was really startled, and my parents had a good laugh.

(My parents told me about this a few days ago, and I was so embarrassed, my god)

Once when I was about three years old me and my friend were having a playdate at my house we went outside in our underwear and took the hose we went in the driveway and pretended we were peeing we got very wet ( also we have neighbors and people watching! ) we are still friends now and we still do crazy stuff!!!

So basically at my high school school there was a door that goes to this garage thing and if the door closes behind u, ur locked in. So in 9th grade I got into the jazz band that all the seniors were in and was the youngest person to ever make it in.

After the first band rehearsal, the main way out was locked so I opened the garage door and it shut behind me. This was on a Friday afternoon so I was scared that I would be stuck there for the whole weekend. I also left my phone at home so I was screwed. I started to bang on the door and I was nearly in tears.

The seniors thought I was a terrorist so didn't let me in. Finally one of them let me in and was like 'oh its just Joe' they all sighed. So basically at the end of the band rehearsal the main way was locked so u have to go the garage way and wait for the music teacher to open the door for us so we could leave.

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I'm cringing remembering this one. This was back in the very early days of internet when everyone was using AOL and dial up. Online flirting/dating was pretty new. I remember posting some kind of personals ad and got lots of responses. There was one from a guy called writing from a @hotmail address. (I'm dying inside just thinking about what I did next). For reasons I do not know, I decided that Hotmail must be some kind of porn repository and that people using it were pervy. So I responded to this nice man, who had written a nice email, that I wasn't going to be fooled by him and he could keep his smut to himself. I did not explain why I was responding thus. He must have thought I was nuts. I did not hear from him again. Some time later, I discovered Hotmail was a perfectly legitimate thing and I have been hanging my head in embarrassment ever since (which is 20+ years now!)

So when I was like five or six my mom read me and my twin sister my side of the mountain. We were so inspired by how the boy lived in the wilderness that we tried running away. Did I mention all we packed was salt, nutmeg, (don’t ask) swimsuits, and stuffed toys? Anyway, we made our way down the driveway in our swimsuits (it was raining) and camped underneath a tree. I don’t know what our definition of running away was, but we just slept in the front yard. We found my dads sledgehammer as well and started practicing our hunting techniques.

I was sitting at lunch with all my friends. They dared me to chug a thing of milk. I said sure why not. I start and then someone says something really funny. I laugh and milk starts coming out of my nose. Then I tip the thing of milk and it spills all on me. My friends all laughed. Of course it was at breakfast. I had to go all day with the milk on me. They will never let me forget that time. Why does it always happen to me. Just why.

One time when i was in the middle of class, my french teacher who was a woman, let a ginormous fart rip, in the middle of class, we all started laughing our ass off, INCLUDING the teacher, then someone called out "That isnt very lady like" She looked him dead in the eye and said "Fuck you and your stereotypes" I got her mcdonalds for lunch because of that

I went to a party as a teen. I had been drinking quite a bit before hand. When I got to the party I walked in the living room and went to lean up against the wall. Well I swiftly fell in the closet. Everyone told me it was like watching a cartoon. I did promptly get up and went on with the party.🤪🤪

Sometimes me, my dad, or my sister, (usually my dad) will say something that makes my mom laugh. Hard. She'll laugh so hard that I'll start laughing. Then she'll calm down a bit, then look at my dad, (b/c he usually starts it) and starts laughing again. It's pretty funny if you experience it first-hand.

This happened when I was 6 or 7. I was jumping on my bed at night like the monkeys in a certain nursery rhyme. I fell off the bed like the monkeys did, but I did not 'bonk my head' like the monkeys did; I broke my arm!

When I was 3, my family was on vacation with my godfather who used to tease me about everything. He was just playing with me but I took it to the heart like kids do. One night at the port, where all the bars and fairstands were I wanted to get a bouncy ball. He took me to the table and payed with intention to took one himself, I could barely reach the table. Soooo the balls were put in a piramid, there was more than 100 and I took one from the bottom of the piramid, each and every ball fell from the table and started to bounce around, some even fell in the sea. Salesman lost his shit so my godfather had to run, he grabed me and we run far away from the people and noise but you could still hear the guy cursing and screaming, it was so funny. My parents had a good laugh, meaning I finally got my revenge on him. It was the bast vacation ever

once a teacher of a school was on a walk and and said hello and i thought it was someone else and then she got mad and shouted hello and then she realized i was not her student.

I was on a school field trip, and we were walking down a mountain to go back to our cabins. I was walking next to my best friend, and little did I know that my crush was walking right behind me (It was pitch dark). Anyways, my friend thought that it would be a great idea to turn off her flashlight, and we were left in complete darkness. I tripped over a root, fell, and then immediately my friend tripped over me. Just as I was getting up, my crush stepped on my friend's hand and took a header. Me, being an idiot, pretended that I didn't know my friend and blamed it all on her.

It was mother's day when my sister came out and she was wearing the same jeans that I always wore and a hoodie that used to be one of the only things I'd ever wear. The worse thing was it looked really similar to what I was wearing and my mum got a photo for Facebook?

I have 2 so when I was in 3rd grade me and my class were at lunch so My friend bit in to an orange and juice squirted out on me and I had an orange to so I bit in to mine but instead of the juice spraying on him it went into my nose and eyes then he never let me forget it. Second one so my friend had a pull up bar but I couldn’t reach it so I jumps to get a hold of it but then the pull up bar came right of and I slammed into the ground with the pull up bar landing on my crotch.

Uh... ok hold on imma think... well there was this one time I was rubbing my finger on the roof of my mouth bc I thought it would be random, but I made this really loud”BURAAAAP” noise... which scared me so much I bit my finger