Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?

This was the winter of 2019, when all was calm before the storm. I was invited to a sleepover at my friend Maddi's, with 12 other sophomores. We had planned to eat pizza, watch hazbin hotel, and play Guess the Anime all night (because we're weebs :)). Little did I know the chaos that would ensue. We started out the night ordering 5 boxes of pizza. Pizza arrived after an hour, and Maddi's brother came downstairs. He has autism, but is really sweet. He was having fun running around and talking with everyone. Alivia, having drank too much soda, went off into the bathroom. Now, the bathrooms there didn't have locks, because the parents didn't want their son locking himself in on accident. We weren't paying attention to him, as we were ranting about some guy. All of a sudden, we hear a shriek, and look over at the bathroom. He had opened the bathroom door to throw something away and intruded on Alivia. She pulls up her pants and runs out sobbing and laughing saying she's scarred for life. At least we all grew a bit closer :/. After eating all our pizza and teasing Alivia, we store the boxes in the oven, for the fridge didn't have enough room. Fast forward to the morning. Maddi was going to bake us pancakes. Of course we spaced that the boxes were in the oven. She preheated the oven, and we all sat down to watch hazbin hotel. Suddenly theres smoke, and the alarm goes off. Her mom rushes downstairs, and we had to spray the oven with an exstinguisher. It was an eventful time. Plenty of fun. 10/10 would do again.

Not really funny but more embarrassing. I was at a summer camp and there was a special guest visiting (I was eleven at the time). Our counselor lady was communicating with her with sign language. Of course, I didn't get it right then because my brain chose that specific time to stop working. Anyway, I had thought they were just being weird, doing hand signs because they didn't want us to hear what they were saying. I laughed. I LAUGHED, in front of a quiet room FILLED with kids, at a deaf lady and a counselor communicating with sign language. And I remember clearly, someone saying "Who's laughing?" in a kind of offended voice. Aagh. Still can't believe I did that.

Me and my husband once were invited by his favorite aunt and uncle to a family get together. At the end of the afternoon we were invited to eat something his aunt would prepare for us. We said sorry but we had to leave and could not stay to join them. When I heard it was pigeon, I wasn't so sorry but I was so glad that I wouldn't have to endure eating there and I got a bit over zealous and kept talking about how sad I was not being able to enjoy his aunt's special recipe and how my grandfather used to have racing pigeons and blah, blah, blah I just couldn't shut up about it. When we were about to leave, his uncle told us he had a surprise for me...and put it in our car. Him and his wife had an old bird, they were planning on making soup from but felt for me, as I had been on and on about pigeons and they had put it in our car. We thanked them and said goodbye to everyone and it wasn't until we reached the road, less than one minute later I noticed a cage with a live pigeon inside on the backseat of our sedan. My husband being from the country side didn't think anything of it. I on the other hand had been raised in the city and the thought of having to kill it to make soup was something straight out of a horror movie. Although he knew I was a fussy eater, he never thought I liked pigeon that much. I got into a panic on how I was going to deal with this but he had a marvellous time and told one story after another until we got home. He put the bird on the terrace and went to bed imediatly as he had to be up very early for work. I couldn't go to sleep and images of me killing that bird, plucking it and then cooking it, kept haunting me. Finally I did fall asleep and I got woken up by the door slamming shut behind him the next morning. After a few seconds I realised this hadn't been a dream, I got up and agonising about it took up the whole of the morning. I wasn't going to commit murder, I had taken pitty on that bird and what I was going to do was set it free. I would tell my husband it got out of it's cage somehow and no one would ever be the wiser. Well, that was what I thought and I was feeling good about the good thing I had done for that creature. An hour later my husband called to inform on how I was doing and I just couldn't keep it up any longer. The stress, the lack of sleep and not being a great liar, I started crying and told him about how I never ate pigeon before, never was planning to and I was such a coward,how I hadn't been able to kill it and had spared it's life and just let it fly away to find freedom. He started laughing and almost couldn't stop...I asked him why he found this so amusing. Pigeons always fly back home he said, didn't you know that? Seemed like his uncle had called him just a few minutes ago to let him know the pigeon he gave us had flown back there and wanted to hear why that was? Stupid little city brat me, this never even crossed my mind. I decided to own up on what I did and because of that his uncle let "Percy" as we named him live out the rest of his life. It's a story that became widely shared and they still joke about it.

When I was around three years old, my mother wanted to stop breastfeeding me. So one day when I stood in front of her, all ready to drink, she told me that the milk was over. As innocent a three year old can be, I stood there confused. A few minutes my reply was "Really? Ok then." She says I never asked for drinking from her after that. Not even once.

I have 3.
1. Once me and my sisters where pretending to be each other and in the middle of the night my mother heard my sister at the door, crying and saying "can I be myself now?".
2. A few days after I explained to my younger sister what pads where I went on a sleepover and found pads that I never packed. Apparently she put them in my bag "just in case" it was so sweet.
3. When I was younger my siblings and I went outside for a "picnic" (we had cans of food and maple syrup) and my older sister colored all over my face with a pen.

Once when i was little about 4 and moved to norway i didnt speak fluent Norwegian sooo i kept on messing up the words, i went to school and we were screaming in class idk why and i accidentally screamed a swear word in front of the whole class abd they screamed it too 😂😂

One day I was sword fighting with my brother, they where foam sword made out of a a pool noodle rapped around a fiberglass core. So we where fighting for a good 20 minutes until I used my hand to block his sword. As I did so his sword came down on my middle finger and pushed it downward. Yes it was very painful but in game I had lost my arm so now I could only use one of my hands to fight him. After awhile of fighting I could take the pain so I went inside. I told my dad what had happened he looked at my now purple finger and said I was fine. But my mom had noticed the pain didn't go away and was getting worse. She looked at it and decided I was to go to the ER. The doctor ask what had happened and I told him. He laughed and we got an X ray of it. Turns out I had broken my middle finger sword fighting with foam sword. The saddest part was I was 13 at the time.

One time in sixth grade. I was walking to the bus and I fell down 3 flight of stairs. I was wearing a dress and heels cuz it was picture day. And when I landed on the bottom my dress flew up as my crush was walking down the stairs. Lets just say we didn't speak and I had a broken ankle

my sister's moment. at night, after I (not my sister) went to the bathroom to put lotion on my hands, my sister found my glasses in her bed. she walks over to my room and starts talking. i come back to my room from the bathroom and find my sister lecturing the cat about being irresponsible for 1 minute because she did not see that i wasnt in my room.

So my younger brother has a terrible peanut allergy. One day him and I were at the park and he started playing with this little boy about his age. After a while of them just playing, the boy runs to his mom and brings with him peanuts to share with my brother. I immediately see the danger and start to run over, but my little brother, in his horror of seeing peanuts begins to scream. The problem was that he can't pronounce the "nt" sound, so of course this three year old kid is yelling in a public park "MOMMY SAID I CANT EAT PENIS." Anyways, we went home right after.

one time when my mom had guests over i out on her bras on my eyes and made a whole bbc documentary about and i remember one quote from it: "the common house fly buzzes rapidly around his food this is the only amount he can salvage and he must conserve it but he spotted a predator from his telescope like eyes as he gets off his dead host" i was saying that loudly my prey was my mom i was sucking on her and the predator was my sister.

I was laughing while holding chicken salt and it went up my nose. Now my friends never let me forget it.

Not sure if this is REALLY funny but when I was younger (about grade 2/year3) I was playing with my friends and like all the weird things young kids do, we had a screaming competition. Of course, I was known as the playground "Knot Master" because kids came to me if they needed me to tie something so I thought I would win buuuuuuttttttt I won a little TOO well. When it was my turn, I screamed so loud that everyone there stopped because they thought the teacher blew the whistle (when they do recess is over.) so If I could blush, I would be red in the face. The teacher luckily did not know who screamed and told the kids to carry on playing.

(this is my brother's story) while i was in school and my brother wasn't, my brother & mum came to pick me up. while they were waiting for me, my brother went to the toilet, but since he was young and it was diarrhoea, he didn't make it in time. he was 4 years old, so he takes his poo smeared undies off, holds them in front of him, and then runs all the way to my mum. when she asks what he was doing, he said and i quote "don't worry mummy, i ran so fast no body could see me" we've never let him forget it. kids are hilarious.

I was on Holiday with my husband and my 2 years old son, he was learning to talk and missed some letters.. we were in a pleasant sea city with a lot of decorative fountains but we didn't want our son to put hand in the water because it was dirty and he used to put fingers in his mouth. So we repeatedly said to him "la Fontana è sporca" "'The fountain is dirty.." but how he answered was not exactly the same " pocca pontana!" ..that sounded more as "dirty whore!!" .. we passed half of our holiday trying to catch a 2 years old baby screaming profanity in the middle of the street every time he saw a fountain ( in the promenade there were about 15 fountain!!!)

One time when i was in the middle of class, my french teacher who was a woman, let a ginormous fart rip, in the middle of class, we all started laughing our ass off, INCLUDING the teacher, then someone called out "That isnt very lady like" She looked him dead in the eye and said "Fuck you and your stereotypes" I got her mcdonalds for lunch because of that

So when I was in like 3rd grade, I went over to my friends house for a sleepover. I was so happy because I hadn't been to her house in a really long time, but I was ready to go. So I got there, and had lots of fun. Then we thought it would be fun to act like dogs (as 3rd graders do) and drink out of bowls. Except bowls hold a LOT MORE WATER than you would expect them to. So, naturally, it made us feel sick. So we decided to get some rest. That morning I woke up and felt something, ya know, down there. I noticed with fright that I had peed the bed. My friend wasn't up yet, and it wasn't THAT much, so I decided, being a stupid kid, that it would just go away. Well. After breakfast my friend and I came back into the room and immediatly were hit by the most terrible smell. PEE. She said, "Do you smell that?" And I panicked and just said , "Yeah wow must have been the cat." I BLAMED IT ON THE CAT. And that friend never knew i was lying until like 2 weeks ago when i told her. So yeah. Super embarassing and please upvote this!!!!!!!!

Ohh, another one of my favorite things was i went spirinting across the playground and my shoe came flying off, before it landed smack into the face of my childhood bully. He left me alone after that

(Excuse my english)
So one time in sixth grade, my friend, who is the class clown, was sitting beside me and acting like the clown that she is, doing funny stuff, so the class laughed along with the teacher. I laughed too, but I couldn't stop even after the whole class stopped and the teacher continued the lesson. I was laughing so hard that my lungs were empty of air and I couldn't take a breath. No one noticed since I wasn't even making a sound. I kept laughing at myself. I tried to sign to my friend that I was choking, but she just looked at me in horror while I laughed the hell out of my soul. I pressed my face on the table while laughing. Then I noticed the class was strangely quiet so I looked up and they were all staring at me, including the teacher. Someone pointed out that my face was so red. I laughed out of embarrassment.The teacher came over and was like
"omg r u ok?"
Yes,sir, I'm perfectly fine. Just regularly choking cuz I laughed too hard.
He offered me water, but seriously what the heck, how could I drink while laugh-choking, I will choke even more.
I slammed my hands on the table out of desperation, and I just rest my head on the desk in defeat and continued dying.

When I was younger, and still now, I had troubles with putting seasoning on food. One time, I was given the salt shaker to put on my chips, and I was shaking it so hard that the lid came off. I even said, and I quote "But mommy, I like it like that...". Another time I was putting oregano on my pizza and yet again, I lost focus and put so much... that there was more herbs than cheese. Another blond moment was when I was sprinkling cinnamon on a cake... and me being super smart, breathed it in through my mouth and nose at the same time...