Hey Pandas, What Are Your Pet's (Stupid) Nicknames? (Closed)

My dog’s name is Maverick but my family calls him dumbass, fur ball, dimwit, mr stinky butt, smelly dog like smelly cat from Friends, dammit, fluffy face, fluff butt, and dingus. He’s not really the brightest dog but he’s super cute and super soft!

Cat’s name is Boo.
Booberry.

We have a cake called mushy. Now she leaves birds and f***s up mice often leaving alive and bringing it to us hence the nickname MISHYMOUSE or THE MOUSE MURDERE

my cat's nickname is Monkey butt cause when he was young his tail was disproportionately long

My dog's name is Buddy. I call him Budders. But whenever I call him that, I can't help but picture Butters from South Park lol I also used to have a cat named Flufferella that we called Fluffy. Although, I guess in that case the real name was stranger than the nickname.

My grandma has a tiny all brown teacup chihuahua named Chuchis, but I like to call her Rat.

Stichypoo

My pets are in constant competition to see who will be “King Idiot” for the day/week. Runners-up only get to be “Prince Stupid” unfortunately. Stinky, stinko, stinky dawg, rude boy/dog/bird, silly cat, dingus, “you don’t even have teeth who do you think you are,” dumb butt, and today, “garbage-stealing ravioli face.”

My dogs name is nico but hes also known as chubbs, scruffs, little ted, tiny, the crumb hoover, pup, neetle, little neetle, neetle the beetle, nicolette, walter when hes been groomed and wearing a bow tie and andrew when hes worried (like the dog in mary poppins) 😂

The sphynx is called 'Stinky' at least once a week (right before bathing time) & 'needy-greedy-git' when he's squishing himself between me and ... anybody who wants to cuddle

The ginger is called 'Nibbler' on a regular base, for chewing on everything (non)chewable and 'what-the-heck' for biting feet, jumping out of nowhere and so on

Our dog is a girl named Harvey, a border collie/Australian shepherd/lab mix who looks like a small skinny black lab. She’s named after Jimmy Stewart’s imaginary friend. Her nicknames are Puppet, Little Daughter, Pupa the Pet, The Pupater, Harvalarv, Puppeteer, Baby Girl, Crazy Girl, Skinny Minny, Smiley, Dingbat, Jessica Pinklady, Snarfler, Snake Worm, It, and—when she needs to poop really bad, is clearly uncomfortable, but rejects spot after spot until she can’t hold it anymore and poops on the sidewalk or in the crosswalk—Dummy.

My mom has called our dog, nutmeg, many names including: monkey boogers, plopsie, stinky boots, noodle, peeps, Meggie dean, and donkey head. The list goes on but these are the ones that I can think of off the top of my head:

Crankenfurr and Huffenfuss

My dog's name is Luna.
She answers to bee, lunie toones, boonie, boona, such a bee bee, and lunie bee.
My cats name is Suki.
She really only answers to SUUUKKIIII when I scream it like a crazy person but her nicknames are: sookie the wooks, wookie, bookie, Suki wookie beebee, and PSPSPS (that one noise that vsco girls used to say all the time)

Hans Gruber turns into "Hans Purrber".

Don't ask how.