
The Deez
Community MemberI’m not too interesting! 😂 Wife, mom, medical receptionist...

The Deez · commented on 4 posts
2 months ago

I joke that my husband's and my love language is sending reels to each other!

And Kevin Spacey won that year for his role in The Usual Suspects. Now, Usual Suspects has a huge place in my heart due to personal connections, and I think it's a fantastic movie. However, Spacey's performance didn't hold a CANDLE to Brad Pitt's performance!

The Deez · upvoted an item
2 months ago

Steve: He won't boite! Snek: And I took that personally... 🤷🏼♂️

The Deez · commented on 5 posts
3 months ago

"Eet's a RACE! I hope I ween!"

The Deez · commented on 2 posts
4 months ago

His after photo looks like a figure from a wax museum!

We Rate Dogs is, hands down, the most feel good place on the internet!

The Deez · commented on a post
5 months ago

My son got me this book for Christmas! LOL!! I love it!

The Deez · commented on a post
7 months ago

I had to have the fuel line on my Corolla replaced because some little critter found it delicious! The mechanic said that the lines are being made with soy (or something like that) and suggested peppermint oil. I need to do it because I do NOT want to have to replace it again!

The Deez · commented on 4 posts
7 months ago

My kitty does this while biscuit making!

This is what I should have written on the invites to the roller skating party I had for my 50th birthday back in August!

The Deez · upvoted an item
7 months ago

Doesn't sound very British. How about, "I am British, you rum-soaked tea-curdling mogwoppin!"

The Deez · commented on a post
8 months ago

LOL! I think this EVERY time the contestants talk about their alliances! "It's US, allll the way to the end! Nobody on earth EVEN MATTERS anymore!" Dude, you've all known each other for, like, 6 weeks! TAKE THE BRIBE!

The Deez · commented on a post
11 months ago

My coworker has a kid with severe food allergies who *gasp* takes responsibility as a parent instead of expecting the entire world to revolve around him! She knows exactly what candy her kid can eat and then, after they go trick or treating - because he wants to join in the fun, of course! - she lets him trade the stuff in his bucket for stuff she has on hand that won't hurt him.

The Deez · commented on 3 posts
about 1 year ago

The deer was probably like, "What the heck, dude?"

I'm pretty sure that all pandas are actually drunk humans in panda costumes, pretending to be pandas.

The Deez · commented on 8 posts
almost 3 years ago

...or after a wipe on my sleeve...

Shoot, if it was as easy to kill people with food that's been left out, my family and I would have been dead YEARS ago!

The Deez · upvoted 3 items
almost 3 years ago

Great. Now mollusks want to ask about your car's extended warranty.

The Deez · commented on 5 posts
almost 3 years ago

Technician shows filter to customer, "You really should change your air filter." Customer says, "NO, that's too expensive! You're just trying to SCAM me and sell me something I don't NEED! Put it back!"


