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The Deez

The Deez

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I’m not too interesting! 😂 Wife, mom, medical receptionist...

The Deez

The Deez · commented on 4 posts

2 months ago

75 Funny Pictures That Somehow Keep Getting Weirder By The Second
75 Funny Pictures That Somehow Keep Getting Weirder By The Second

I joke that my husband's and my love language is sending reels to each other!

“Couldn't Stop Laughing”: 57 Hollywood Posts Better Than The Actual Movies
“Couldn't Stop Laughing”: 57 Hollywood Posts Better Than The Actual Movies

And Kevin Spacey won that year for his role in The Usual Suspects. Now, Usual Suspects has a huge place in my heart due to personal connections, and I think it's a fantastic movie. However, Spacey's performance didn't hold a CANDLE to Brad Pitt's performance!

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2 months ago

“Couldn't Stop Laughing”: 57 Hollywood Posts Better Than The Actual Movies
“Couldn't Stop Laughing”: 57 Hollywood Posts Better Than The Actual Movies

Steve: He won't boite! Snek: And I took that personally... 🤷🏼‍♂️

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The Deez · commented on 5 posts

3 months ago

The Deez

The Deez · commented on 2 posts

4 months ago

9 Famous Men Whose Transformations Sparked Chilling Plastic Surgery Speculation
9 Famous Men Whose Transformations Sparked Chilling Plastic Surgery Speculation

His after photo looks like a figure from a wax museum!

If You Struggle To See Good In The World, These 89 Uplifting Memes Can Help
If You Struggle To See Good In The World, These 89 Uplifting Memes Can Help

We Rate Dogs is, hands down, the most feel good place on the internet!

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5 months ago

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The Deez · commented on a post

7 months ago

55 Absurdly Laughable Customer Complaints That Made People Lose Brain Cells
55 Absurdly Laughable Customer Complaints That Made People Lose Brain Cells

I had to have the fuel line on my Corolla replaced because some little critter found it delicious! The mechanic said that the lines are being made with soy (or something like that) and suggested peppermint oil. I need to do it because I do NOT want to have to replace it again!

The Deez

The Deez · commented on 4 posts

7 months ago

“Makes Me Cringe Unbearably Hard”: 73 Photos That Are Quite Difficult To Look At (New Pics)
“Makes Me Cringe Unbearably Hard”: 73 Photos That Are Quite Difficult To Look At (New Pics)

This is what I should have written on the invites to the roller skating party I had for my 50th birthday back in August!

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7 months ago

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong
50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Doesn't sound very British. How about, "I am British, you rum-soaked tea-curdling mogwoppin!"

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The Deez · commented on a post

8 months ago

96 Internet Posts That Made Scrolling Way More Enjoyable
96 Internet Posts That Made Scrolling Way More Enjoyable

LOL! I think this EVERY time the contestants talk about their alliances! "It's US, allll the way to the end! Nobody on earth EVEN MATTERS anymore!" Dude, you've all known each other for, like, 6 weeks! TAKE THE BRIBE!

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The Deez · commented on a post

11 months ago

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan
50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

My coworker has a kid with severe food allergies who *gasp* takes responsibility as a parent instead of expecting the entire world to revolve around him! She knows exactly what candy her kid can eat and then, after they go trick or treating - because he wants to join in the fun, of course! - she lets him trade the stuff in his bucket for stuff she has on hand that won't hurt him.

The Deez

The Deez · commented on 3 posts

about 1 year ago

50 Times Wild Animals Were Turned Into Hilarious Memes
50 Times Wild Animals Were Turned Into Hilarious Memes

I'm pretty sure that all pandas are actually drunk humans in panda costumes, pretending to be pandas.

The Deez

The Deez · commented on 8 posts

almost 3 years ago

30 ‘Cooking Crimes’ People Know Are Wrong, But Still Do Them
30 ‘Cooking Crimes’ People Know Are Wrong, But Still Do Them

Shoot, if it was as easy to kill people with food that's been left out, my family and I would have been dead YEARS ago!

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The Deez · upvoted 3 items

almost 3 years ago

The Deez

The Deez · commented on 5 posts

almost 3 years ago

50 Silly Customers That Ended Up Immortalized In These Posts
50 Silly Customers That Ended Up Immortalized In These Posts

Technician shows filter to customer, "You really should change your air filter." Customer says, "NO, that's too expensive! You're just trying to SCAM me and sell me something I don't NEED! Put it back!"