Hey Pandas, What Advice Has Someone Given You That Could Benefit Others? (Closed)

If you do everything before you are 20, what will you have to look forward to? (my mom telling my crazy teenage self)

A pint can only hold a pint, and when it's holding a pint it's doing the best it can.

When you least feel like it is when you need to get out the most.

Maybe doesn’t work for every situation, but when I’m feeling down or annoyed or in a slump, it’s incredibly true. Thanks, Mum.

You don't have to take their criticism if you wouldn't take their advice.

Giving birth is NOT a disease. "Labor" is not pain like a broken limb. Having a baby is like PUSHING A FULL-SIZE GRAND PIANO UP A SLIGHT INCLINE. (I found this perfectly true, three times. Hard work? Oh yeah. Educate yourself and remember this makes a huge difference.)

If it seems to be too good to be true, it is.
Never draw on an inside straight.

My dad is a professional chef and owns a local restaurant ( tinkers creek tavern, ohians might wanna check it out) and this always stuck out to me:
" get the f**k out if you can't appreciate hard work"

do you hate your mom or not

Forgive electronics; it is just rocks we electrocuted until it did stuff.

So many people being hit by bad stuff - sickness & disability in my case - ask 'Why Me?'

When really it's 'Why Not?' - I know think that at least if it's hitting me, who's used to it, it's leaving someone else, who perhaps isn't, alone.

When your children are small, avoid telling them what you don't want them to do, ie, "don't touch the fireplace".
They'll visualize what you said, and more often than not, end up touching it. Get into the habit of saying what you do want, "keep your hands away from the fireplace". Way more effective and worked wonders with my kids, once I got my head around it.

if ur gonna cut urself do it on the thigh i guess?

Two things from my grandma: 1. Add some butter to your dish and it taste much better; 2. Do whatever you want and makes you happy, 'couse life is unimaginably short.

The worst truth is always better than the best lie.

Let’s stop laughing at other peoples expense. It’s not ok!

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No Good Deed goes Unpunished.

In today’s society you better shut the f**k up or it’s back to court with your ass!

don't cry. they are just being bıtch3s

Don't be afraid of Covid